This is really cute until your trash can gets knocked over almost on a weekly basis. They typically come after ours when it’s nearly full and their method of tipping it over ends up sounding like a gun blast in the middle of the night from bouncing off the paved drive beside the garage door. Annoying and terrifying…

Heroin use has exploded here recently.

Some friends and my then girlfriend rented a hotel room in Myrtle Beach, SC for senior week circa 01’ (all of us 18 or younger). We were all drinking and the rest of the group was in the process of smoking out the room which made me incredibly paranoid. There is a knock at the door and it’s the cops. My friend runs to…

It’s like someone brought some shitty Van Gogh B-side to life. Is this the premise for Ghostbusters 3?

Godspeed, Scott!

We all knew this would happen eventually but that only somehow makes it worse. RIP.

Adore was good but could have been truly great if he had let it. “Let Me Give The World to You” was the killer single just waiting to happen post MCIS and it should have been on that album, but Corgan couldn’t, and still can’t allow his talent to shine brighter than his insane, self-defeating ego.

How about if they only perform 4 Non Blondes’ covers?

“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”

If interested, you can read what Emery said to him if you put a rock and your face into a hat.

Just Jay Cutler’s fictional response to:“I mean, you want to leave Illinois completely without a professional football team.”

I find that most of Adult Swim’s live action stuff is one note and gets old pretty quickly, especially with Eric Andre and Tim and Eric but to each their own. I’ll check out NFY.

No.

Is it that common for those attending to record the game on their phones? If so, that shit is way more idiotic than just being a Browns’ fan.

If you look closely in the first video you can see Shayne Graham kicking 5 consecutive field goals on the same play.

Come on, Deadspin.

Their record is 10-1. Still pretty good if you ask me.