I’ve used this in speeches to incoming classes at the mortuary school, when warning the female students about the fact that no man on Earth will ever believe that they can actually move a body without male assistance, “but on the plus side, after about six months you’ll have these sweet Michelle Obama shoulders” and…

I’m really curious about how these franchisee associations work, I didn’t even know they were a thing. (And I’m sorry that your business is being screwed over by the brand’s cockwomble of a figurehead.)