I enjoyed where this one went, and how quickly it got there: "Anyway, fuck those mountain climbers. Fuck 'em all."

As a man I refuse to use any safety straps.

I'm going to keep my eye on this post's comment section. I have a feeling it will provide me with much entertainment.

My cousin's an identical twin and her daughter was SO fucking confused when her sister came around. She just gave up and called them both mommy until she was about 3.

There were identical twin brothers who went to my son's preschool. He said to me once, "I wanna play wif Maffew." I said, you mean William and Mathew? He pointed to them and said, "Maffew." In his mind they were either one kid named Maffew, two kids both named Maffew, or the pair of them together was simply…

That little girl is so cute, but the male that cannot finish his sentence when she cuts her eyes back at dad? That cracks me up even more.

That is precious. More importantly: THERE IS MORE THAN ONE MAN WHO IS EXACTLY THAT FINE?! Jesus.

all lil bbs look the same, and when they're dressed alike, that's understandable. THIS one is fucking hysterical all the time.

This is always the best, imo.

This incident is another reason that it's important that we continue discussing how messed up catcalling is and how inappropriate it is for men to just approach women whenever they feel like it and demand a conversation. It's impossible to tell when a man is just socially awkward or inappropriate and when a man is…

If we could get a guy with the same body as Shaquille O'neal to corner these guys and scream at them how he "wants some dick RIGHT NOW, GODDAMMIT". They'll get it then.

the sad thing is that Mr. Collins proves that very little has changed for women in over 300 years. yes, our entire lives do not revolve around marrying well (if not for love - CHARLOTTE!!!!!!!!!!) - but male expectations of women? very little has changed. Makes me very sad.

LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT, RIGHT?!?!?!?

"If I can't harass, intimidate and punch my way to true love, how will I ever find it? Must I die alone????"

"I AM NOT A THIEF, I AM JUST A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH. DON'T YOU FORGET THAT! I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS BLIND BUT I WOULD NEVER STEAL A PURSE!!"

My favorite is when people say, "Well, I don't like bars and clubs. How else am I supposed to meet a woman?!"

We have faith that our courts will provide justice for the survivors and that this step will aid in their healing process.

Good. Fuck him and his Bieber hair.