How could they be shy? With guns like that, I would be showing it off like nothing.

Look at those arms! Go on, gurrrl, with your bad self!

I just realized the best thing.

I am using "assbert" from now on.

I'm going to be required to steal the term 'assberet'. It's so much more fancy than asshat.

'assfedora' can't be too far off.

Assberet is going to be my new slur. Thanks!

Alright, let's take it back!

STARSZZZZZ for 'tedious assberet'. Such a fitting description.

Here's all the stars for "assberet."

Dawkins and Reddit makes me not identify as atheist.

Ugh, now he started complaining about all the hate he is getting via Twitter.

Dawkins is the worst. We already knew this. But thanks for turning my experience of rape into a pissing contest.

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Because apparently, Xena gives a shit about proper foot health.

Also, can we mention WW's wedge heels? Even Xena and Gabrielle knew better.

DON'T YOU ROLL YOUR SEXY EYES AT ME, ROBERT DOWNEY JR!

As luck would have it, I have my troll-to-English pocket dictionary on me.

"realms of hysteria" = you wombs are always overreacting

"unrealistic standards of the otherwise decent people who attend such conventions" = you can't really expect us men to refrain from sexually harassing you women at Cons

"women are the…