Whereas Arya's dad hasn't been a viable threat for the past three seasons of Game of Thrones.

I don't know if "chillax" is actually something 13-year-olds say anymore. Unfortunately, I believe we're dealing with an emotionally stunted 30-year-old here.

Unfortunately, douchebaggery runs rampant on the internet and is relatively easy to find examples of.

How is it not a rape threat? Because he probably wasn't going to do it? What exactly is she preparing her anus for?

Even with your explanation that seems like a level 10 reaction to a level 1 diss.

ho ho, internet memes are never rape jokes, I guess.

I would buy insurance from that little asshole.

On a light note, I'm never going to hear someone pull the whole "I'll tell my daddy on you" thing without picturing Draco Malfoy hissing, "FATHER WILL HEAR OF THIS," am I? (No. No I am not.)

Daddy probably threatened to pull the kid's trust fund when he saw that, hence the abrupt about face.

What if you've named your pony "MY DAD IS IMPORTANT"? And you like taking her for a trot?

He's a very important person. He sells monogrammed coffee thermoses.

Oh my god, rich boy didn't know what to do when his money couldn't back up his big mouth. What did he think, his daddy owned Business Insider? He apparently did not. How is he not embarrassed at himself? Eww.

Yeah, guys - it was just a joke!

This guy....just....wow. "My dad can get you fired": compelling argument, exactly the kind of thing that makes people have so much respect for you.

Classic GW student response though.

Fun fact: this guy tried to join a fraternity at GW and didn't get in.

You lose credibility when you attempt to argue that the word threat only means credible threat. He threatened it. You don't think the threat was credible, and you may have a point (although his later "I'm going to come to your place of business" tweet undermines your position), but that doesn't erase the threat.

I just don't understand why he immediately went there because he thought someone was making fun of him. That's honestly terrifying.

OMG, when you are so useless that you start whining about WHO YOUR FUCKING DADDY IS, you have lost. Also, try not to incite other asshats to rape and bullying just because somebody hurt your fee-fees.

Note: As soon as you trot out "MY DAD IS IMPORTANT" you've lost the argument and everyone is embarrassed for you.