You're fucking despicable, you know that?

So, once again, where the hell is my Block button for the asshole trolls in the comments?

You're right, what's the point of going after the school that protected their rapists? It's not like that would convince them or any other school to rethink their behavior to avoid more lawsuits/negative press. Nope. No point at all. Uh huh.

Some settlement agreements contain a separate provision for the payment of attorneys fees.

Hi! I am reporting you to tips@ jezebel.com and I highly recommend everyone else do the same!

As clueless as the guy who ask for a second date after.

This was done on purpose. It's a direct assault on the First Amendment, as in some people don't like that others can make choices that make the baybee Jeezus cry.

Guys, a public service announcement. No one finds your dick as interesting as you do. (Caveat: you have some sort of deformity that has been/should be written up in a medical journal.)

Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever? "You have deplorable table manners, your stance on same sex marriage is alarming, and your relationship with your mother has a distinct Psycho vibe. However, your penis is pleasingly shaped and the crown has a certain joie de vivre. How soon can we marry?"

Gurl, I get called a c*** about twice a week on okcupid when I politely express my desire to not go on a date with someone. It's getting a bit wearisome. It's not you.

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

I was reading your description of this guy, and kept thinking "why has he stayed single for so long?" I kept waiting for where this would turn bad.

It's even worse than that! She could absolutely be a nurse in thousands of places, but she's applying to a family planning clinic specifically so she can sue them when she refuses to do the job for which she's applying.

Someone who wants to be a plaintiff.

She obviously was looking to file this lawsuit when she applied for the job. This is someone (more likely an organization funding her) looking for a lawsuit to push their agenda.

Wants to work at a "family planning clinic," but doesn't want to engage in family planning via birth control??

This is awesome, I'm going to apply to work at Starbuck's and then tell them my religion forbids me from serving people caffeinated products. And then I'm going to apply at McDonald's and tell them that I will not be serving anyone any beef products because I'm a Hindu and see how far that goes. And then I'm going…

I do not have a good feeling about this one.

Why are so many nurses batshit insane and markedly unintelligent?