There is a reason you have not had a date and it is not the women.

Congrats! You want a cookie?

oh you had a fake female profile. sorry. didn't realize the anthropological work you had put into this theory. my bad.

U GOT CAM?

I would have left off the loser bit, but seriously, women get THE WORST messages from guys online. On just about every date I had via OKC and Match it came up how normal I was compared to the creepos on there. EVERY one of them had random dick pics and foot fetish (or worse) offers as an initial email. *shudder*

lmao you think all the messages women get on sites like okcupid is some kind of perk to being a woman in the dating pool, as if even 10% of those aren't just unsolicited dick picks/"wanna fuck"/sad duckie wannabe.

Thanks for the pageviews!

As someone who's 5'8" and has dated women 6' or more... being a tall guy is attractive, but it ain't the only thing that's attractive.

Being defensive about not being tall, on the other hand, isn't attractive at all.

You spend a LOT of time not talking to women, huh?

THE VAST MAJORITY OF MESSAGES ARE LIKE THIS

Holy fucking shit. When did kotaku become pickup artists heaven.

Uh, yeah.

This is the single dumbest thing I've ever read. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Obviously men have it harder, we have to craft such integral hard hitting openers as, "Do you wanna see my dick? Do you give good head? What cup size are you?" and more!
All women have to do is say Yes! Ugh.

Oh my gosh have you met any actual human adults?

You're probably going to have someone fight you on that "women can control their weight" comment.

These is what he would text a woman on okcupid.

Didn't you hear? Women are just a bunch of uptight misandrists with nothing to really fear.

Perhaps you should ask Dr. Nerdlove how to stop yourself from reading them.