(ask her to have sex with you)

I love how he can handle a woman covered in two-week-old butter but armpit hair is a bridge too far.

As a straight white boy I approve of this post, and this comment.

Rock on.

And yet, they show up still...

Well, I, for one, find it offensive that he thinks bears actually give a fuck about honey. They're eating the BEES, for christsakes. You should have told him to eat some bees.

I admonished him for comparing me to Wonder Bread (bitch I am fancy) and asked why such a hungry bear was out of hibernation.

Maybe he's basing his identity on things other than gender and skin colour... it IS possible to do that.

Oh god, I moved to Portland hoping to meet dudes....I'm fucked!

I'm 100% confident that photo is from a cologne ad or similar.

Yo Casual Sex?

Jesus tapdancing Christ.

This is for the sake of equality. We stereotype other races all the time, and now we're stereotyping straight, white men. Get over it.

Straight white guy here. No - we pretty much suck. Especially if you take us in aggregate over the last 500 years. Most problems are caused by us, or at least made worse by us.

On behalf of my corner of the species, I'm sorry.

Cue the white boys flooding in to complain about how prejudice everyone is against white men and how haaaaaaaarrrrrrd they have it and blah blah, something about racism towards white men.

Ultimate white boy name. Tanner, Parker, Cody, Josh...