"Get used to it, traditionalists, because this is the future, and the future is about speed. And in the future, machines will always be faster than you."

There needs to be some sort or natural-disaster named version of this truck with a turbo-6.

It has 15 cubic feet of trunk space.

First thing anyone who drives this thing needs to do:

This isn't meant to clear to brush your car bro

#ROLLINCOAL!!

So I went to the local Go Kart track, once. It was one of those multi-faceted establishments with batting cages, mini golf and whatnot. After a disappointing round in the cages, I decided to hit the track 'cause that's what I was born to do. I paid up my five bucks, made sure I was at least five feet tall, and…

Hey man...this is your Captain speaking. We are gonna be flying like real high...I mean real high.

My work van is the same make and model of the one in the video, a GMC Savannah. Mine is a 2009, and they do not have posi, they're 1wd. I know because that beast has gotten stuck on the smallest amounts of snow. It once got stuck on the snow/slush that had accumulated in the fender, then fell of while parked. It…

I count many cars in ditches. Orlove, why were you in Colorado Springs?

My next car will not be new. Therefore it will not have internet.

It looks like Nissan was inspired by renowned car innovator Daewoo when they designed that grille.

Corvette story.

I can't find anyone that will honor the warranty on my Packard.

ATTENTION: The weather forecast as predicted several inches of snow during tomorrow's Super Bowl. As a reminder, it is unlawful to physically touch any snow at any outdoor event at MetLife Stadium. Our top priority is the safety of our patrons, and any movement of any snow particles will result in your immediate…

Tax evasion!

Notice that I used the word "study" in quotes above. That's because Grammarly's methodology isn't the most scientific in the whole world: they examined just 200 used car postings on AutoTrader.com to check for writing errors.

CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION

1. Tinkering is no longer possible

Bah. Just last Sunday I switched my summer gearshift knob (billet) to my winter one (the leather number from a Mustang). Sure it's not much, hardly a thing at all, but I was completely enamored with the stupid thing for several hours (like I am every year)