Suddenly, being in a work camp in Siberia doesn't seem all that bad.

"Chancho! ... when you are a man sometimes you wear stretchy pants ... in your room ... is for fun."

So you're saying it didn't catch on fire...

Sheesh, what kind of person rolls their car and doesn't set the parking brake and put it in gear afterwards?

Not one Viking or dragon mural? Swing and a miss, Ford.

Someone misinterpreted something. This is the actual 2015 Mustang 10-speed Eco-mode option.

You can tell this guy isn't a true Husker fan. Just a pure good-for-nothing bandwagon jumper. People like him shouldn't even be allowed to put on the red and white.

Although normally quite docile, the Common Hatchback has been known to charge even much larger adversaries when threatened, or when defending its young.

"You can't double stamp a triple stamp"

Really? No one else posted this one? Alright, I'll do it.

Mitsubishi Eclipse

Checkmate, @BoredElonMusk. Checkmate.

I guess he was all like "Ill show you bored Elon Musk!"

Now, your Flathead Lake cherries? That's what you want to claim!

Damn straight. The entire economy of NW Montana is huckleberry based.

What else you got, Montana?

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

Tata's plan is to add chrome and other features to make it seem nicer.

Just build your own car kiddos, we are enthusiast riiiight?

Truck bro.

Are you Dr. Seuss?