How much firewood do you haul? I'm not sure that you could fit very much into it. That doesn't mean I wouldn't want one as well though.

B....but I still use radio.

No picture available but Woody's in Kalispell, MT. A little off the beaten path but totally worth it.

Mango fish tacos...

Everyone I know is too poor to buy a new car.

Brake fluid. Or gasoline.

My boss always calls Google "The Google". It's hilarious. Keep formulating the megabytes!

Good point. But thankfully the bros haven't found out about KC lights.

How many bros drive '85 Toyota pickups?

No joke, one time I had a dream I was on House's medical team and it actually was Lupus. I knew it was a dream right then.

Or quadrajet.

You may think the moral of this story involves motorcycles, but you're wrong. It's about the bear. Don't mess with bears, not on your motorcycle, not in your car, not in the woods. They will go out of their way (or in this case, in your way) to rip your face off. This cuddly little guy? Face ripper. Winnie the Pooh?…

7 mains, baby!

No 300 love?

Because torque.

And you reminded me of this. ACK ACK ACK

It talks of a 'diesel' engine that requires a 'spark system' (nonexistant on all diesels) and run on 87 octane GASOLINE. Diesels also rarely rev over 3-4k RPM, and have compression ratios that are in the 15:1 or higher range, while this 'diesel' only has 8.7:1. So the joke is this unprecedented 'diesel' engine is just…

Luckier than the millionth shopper? No way!

At least spell the car's name the same way twice. Elantra and then Allantra?

Ford responds with the Mercury Richard.