Also that Juan bot. Snatch his wig and stifle his ass. 

You can put it together because you are a human being. There are many of us of all hues and colors.

Preach on. I will sit here and listen closely, eyes closed in appreciation.

Michael, I need to run you a check each and every time you put out a Clapback so I can properly show my appreciation for the education I’ve once again received. Bravo! Bravissimo! 

You all ever heard of “Them Crooked Vultures?” Dave Grohl is in that band too.

You have to be old enough to get the reference. I was born in 1960.

Go on Crofootn. School that Hat Trick. Teach him some history. This is CRT in action.

I know right? And he reminds me of Nixon in an unshaven kind of weasel-faced way! All in all he is possessed of a most punchable face and I for one, would love to put it to the test. 

Thank you sir. I always look forward to your analysis and once again you have not failed to illuminate.

May I wax poetic on the many ways I dislike our old friend Tuck Tuck? How much time have you got? 

What a bad faith artist ole Tucker is. I have a family member who finds him “refreshing” and “enjoys his take on things.” I love my family and I am attempting to gently steer this person back from the ledge of Qanon tinged, hip-deep, fake-news craziness. I would cheerfully beat ole Tuck into a multicolored, viscous…

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That isn’t Kanye’s song. The sample and more importantly lyrics are from Kid Charlemagne by Steely Dan!!!

I would love to take ole Ted out back and beat the absolute dogshit out of that foolish asshole. That vile filthy cluck. I cannot find words to accurately describe the depths of loathing he causes to exist in my heart.

This guy shot Michael Scott in the back, tried to stage a crime scene, then claimed the fact that his victim was running from him “made him fear for his life!” At some point, you have to admit to yourself (if you’re him) that you’re pretty damn useless and got what you get because you damn well earned it! It’s damn…

Can I just say that I absolutely detest Coondance Owens? Because I do. I would love to hold her down and use a straightening comb on her wig too. Go Old Skool on that -----! (Hint: it starts with “B” and rhymes with Bitch).

You hurt me to my soul Michael. Thank you for being able to reach in and wring that out. I cannot express to you how much I value your keen insights and the joy with which I borrow your words to wield like a razor against those who would attempt to gaslight me with their exculpatorily racist bullshit. I used to know…

I cannot WAIT to see the mailbag. Will there be one this week Mr. Harriot? Please say yes sir, yes sir, three bags full sir!

PS: I kin rEalLY SpeLl - (convinced!)

I’m convinved Michael. I was hard core against “defund the police” because it appeared to give those who wished to misunderstand and malign the phrase the perfect way to do it. But you have swayed me. You are correct. And I knew this already. Problem was I’d failed to accept it. I know better now. Thank you.