Yeah, the standards for hosting Access Hollywood are higher than the standards for holding the highest office in the land.

Interesting how this affects this unimportant guy’s cushy job, but the basket of deplorables that makes up Trump’s base has no problem with their PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE speaking in this manner.

Can’t he just rev the engines really hard, and let it roll forward slowly?

This warms my heart.

Yeah, speaking as a person who always comes up with the great comeback about two hours post-incident, I would like some of those skills, please.

Another tried stuffing a golden ball inside a Portal:

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Ha! It’s funny you bring that up as I *just* read an interview with Martindale where she said people now regularly think she's in prison and that her and her husband had to correct her Wikipedia page because it also stated it.

you mean notable character actress Margo Martindale? Isn’t she still in prison?

I can tell you that this...

Found the never-nude.

Why do we keep making Nicki share the stage with other people at the VMAs? LET NICKI SHINE ON HER OWN.

I would like to point out, you’re missing one. Though it’s quite understandable why.

Is it wrong that I like Legendary’s design better? I just think it feels much better built. For example, both it and the resurgence Godzilla have bigger legs (which goes with the square cube law) but the Legendary one looks less puffy. I could go into more detail, but I digress.

Man, you need to rewatch the second one. Joan Cusack is a national treasure and she’s great in that movie.

Finally, the good news, almost nothing worthwhile is leaving Netflix this month