@♥ dosido☮: Talent is totally irrelevant.

I've seen it advertised many, many times to help pass a drug test, but not as a sex aid. Interesting. Maybe the Wizzinator got sued and had to change their marketing strategy? You're right that this is needlessly confusing... especially for stoners. Hah!

How do you say "enough is enough" to someone who is raping you? As if this nightmare could get any worse.

The secret to a happy life: throw away your scale, never, ever weigh yourself, and go by how your clothes fit.

@Ariadne27: Absolutely a custard!

I made the mistake of saying.. "Oh Massachusetts, what happened?" on Facebook after the whole Scott Brown election thing - way before HC - and was immediately attacked by several "friends"... I had mistakenly thought were liberals, haha. I tried to politely make a nice comment back (while still sticking to my guns)…

Haha, my 7 & 5 year-old sisters definitely know how to play with Barbies... for hours on end. And they come up with the most creative, fun, intricate, and interesting story-lines each time. Even my 3 year-old brother gets in on the Barbie action with his sisters.

@Flackette Goes Retro: I had the exact same thought. What do you want to bet that her parents sent her to that camp?

Aw! Seriously, that is so frickin' romantic, I have a tear in my eye, lol.

Wow- The Emporio Armani ad makes Meghan Fox look emaciated, old, and just plain bad. Shame.

The people who are inexplicably defending Jesse James' behavior reminds me of the reaction the C-Span host had to the racist caller commenting that the network should be called Black-Span. To quote Jon Stewart from last night on what the host should have said to the caller, "let me cut you off right there.. FUCK YOU!"

HEATHER BROWNE'S CONTACT INFORMATION:

Burst breast implants???!!!??? How much force does that take to do that??? Of God, all I want to do when I hear these inhuman and horrifying details is cry. Jamie Leigh Jones, my heart is with you.

My French husband, when I told him about this story as well as the one regarding the woman fired from her Goldman Sachs job recently, was absolutely confused and appalled. You know, because the French (even the men!) apparently respect a woman's ability to propagate our species. Crazy! (*They even give a healthy…

Wow- that just shattered any illusions I might have had about Holly Madison...

@TracyFlick: Haha, TOTALLY! God, I miss Friends, sometimes!

Man, we just move from one euphemism to another - until the actual meaning of what you're saying catches up. How many words for diseases *down there* have there been since the 1970's? Pretty sure my mom still says VD, lol.

I dress *way* more conservatively at work than I do when at home or out with friends - in fact, I really feel uncomfortable wearing anything short, tight-fitting, or high (as in heels!!!) at work because it makes me stand out from the other, grey-side of middle aged people in the very small office in which I work.…

@veronykah: West Coast Choppers

@onestrawplz: He's so tender and kind with her! Swoon!