Fanbase mindfucking themselves to believe this really means nothing: "Come on, steroids would not improve his in-ring ability. It's not, uh, conducive to his style... or something."

Nah, he's just going to yell a lot and get all red faced and fat for the cameras.

It's the Nevada State Athletic Commission doing it.

had the results been available in time, NSAC chairman Daniel Aguilar would have canceled the fight

'Arry may not have been a good manager for QPR, but he gave the performance of a fucking lifetime in "Mr Turner."

The "Ricky Williams Rule" in the CFL forbids teams from signing suspended NFL players, so he won't be able to play there regardless of whether Canada lets him in the country.

If only he'd sipped and dissected some Pumpkin Peach Ale instead of shotgunning golden suds brewed the hard way.

Under the League's understanding of what constitutes alcohol and marijuana abuse, I've been a raging junky unfit for work since I was seventeen years old.

It's cool to both hate the NFL for its ridiculous rules and believe that Josh Gordon is unforgivably stupid, right?

Is it "Uzbekistani"? I thought it was just "Uzbek"...

I believe the term is "Uzbek" instead of uzbekistani.

"The religion of peace."

Hey, kids, remember...nobody is forcing you to play these games, and nobody is forcing you to buy the micro-transactions.

I assume he was "up for whatever."

Kate Upton can try to sell me anything she wants.
I probably won't buy it whatever it is.
But I'll really enjoy watching her try.

Don't forget Heisenberg your sort-of pharmacist.

As one of the bigger AC fans out there (I even have an Ezio cosplay), I would agree that Revelations was just kind of subpar. The setting didn't really interest me too much (the Constantinople just didn't feel that interesting, beautiful architecture aside), and the Ezio/Altair story didn't link up as much as I'd have…

Excellent excellent article. The timing couldn't have been more perfect for me either, as I recently returned to Assassin's Creed III after an almost two year break (!), and picking it up again reminded me a) why I stopped playing this game in the first place, and b) how awesome and well-done Assassin's Creed II and Br…

That intro to Ezio was so good. Three games with him doesn't feel like enough.