No, it's just Ohio.

BUCS HEAD OF HR: Now, for your exit interview, could you just take us through your experience working here?

as the Jeopardy! music played (that's not how Jeopardy! works)

So the Duke Lacrosse case was like getting hit by lightning?

Rob Schneider was a down on his luck American...

programs like Nebraska don't understand what they are now. This isn't the fucking 80's anymore where like, 5 teams were on tv every Saturday. Pelini has Nebraska fairly competitive year in year out. Do they really think blue chip, 5 star recruits are lining up to play in the middle of nowhere? No way. Enjoy…

The one where the recruit throws his scholarship letter in the garbage is pretty great.

This is Homeless Pete. We saw him collecting empty Bud Lite cans from the Raymond James parking lot, which means he's up for whatever happens...

The idiots responsible for this should know better than to use unpaid staff at professional sporting events. It's college sports where you can get away with that sort of thing.

My very nice mild-mannered father said that he wish somebody had punched Petrino. Petrino is #1 on my dad's hate list. Can't say I disagree.

Few things:

At NO POINT did Bret ever suggest taking the title with him. What weird corner of the internet did you crawl out of where they suggested that?

I Am Legend, one of the best post-apocalyptic films of the last 10 years.

To *create* gender issues in games. There are no issues, if you want more women in games or a different type of woman then YOU make the games you want, do not try and change other people's art.

Of course if the woman had kept the ball, she would be called racist, right Gawker?

If he gave it to her, it would erase all the equal rights progress Jezebel is making. Good for him!

How dare you compare Tito Ortiz to a real American hero. A man who won a gold medal with a broken goddamn freakin neck. You my friend are a fascist and YOU SUCK!

jets share that stadium with the giants.

Imagine the Deadspin post if the teams were reversed.

"But would the country benefit from not incarcerating women? At all? Ever?"