Well the children have to learn about Tek War sooner or later.

I can't see or hear Hillary Clinton without thinking "Hillary is a German name. It means 'bosoms that defy gravity'."

I still have fond memories of Top Secret! Don't know why that movie never gets as much love as Airplane! or Police Squad! (or even Hot Shots! or Naked Gun... damn Abrahams and the Zucker bros loved to use exclamation points in the title!).

Rapoport's tweet reads like the intro to a bad SNL joke.

Because he was on the end of the down linemen. The other six were all to his right.

The President's speech from Independence day. It gave me chills when I heard it in the theater, and it still holds up.

JETS RECEIVING COACH: I know on your old team they may have done things differently, but here on the Jets, we have something called the One Drop Rule.

The point of this post isn't that what SI wrote was incorrect (it probably was correct and accurate), it's that no one cares.

Not every game was played in Manaus/Recife/Salvador. Not even a majority of games were played in sweltering conditions.

Can you imagine how much this will confuse Geno Smith?

I think it's adorable she's still playing the role of victim... almost forgot about her. She couldn't have that happen!

How dare you! She is (according to her awful website) an actress, model, writer and television host. So what if no one knows her or recognizes her from any of these projects. So what if she is still only known (i.e. barely remembered) for having a large chest and having good seats for Florida St games.

Hey Jenn, remember that time you were relevant? Me either.

Well if that's the case, he definitely won't be missed in Seattle. Things will change in New York, where Geno Smith will definitely miss him plenty of times on a weekly basis.

Ah Russia, continue being the racist, stuck in the Cold War, anti-American dipshits you have been. I'm sure it will do wonders for you as your country goes down the shitter. Enjoy your future as China's gas station!

Maybe they didn't want to spring for someone to dub over her lines?

Then to make things worse, several countries on the continent are run by kleptocrats who refuse to give up power (see Robert Mugabe).

Seriously. These images of children and dying and medical interventions and "invisible suffering" are not convenient metaphors for some writer, comfortable in her desk chair, to craft some moralistic allegory: they are the realities of this disease, of how it is handled in the US/Europe vs. Africa, of how medicine has…