I’m still hoping to see a Hyperion Cantos miniseries before I head into The Void Which Binds. And, of course, David Lynch directing “Geek Love” with a soundtrack by Frank Black.

Yeah, no explanation or off-screen death, just a vanishing. I guess it could be worse. They could have recast Nymeria.

Although, I’d love to see DJ Qualls award winning turn as The Mule.

This is FFVI. AKA the best Final Fantasy.

Straight from the horse’s mouth: Confederate Vice President Andrew Stephens at the Athenaeum in Savannah, Georgia, on March 21, 1861

You would think it’s goddamn fucking rocket surgery to these people!

“Yeah this is looking like a disaster.”

Dear The United States of America,

And here’s “a sanctimonious twit.”

That’s capybaras. The rationale being that they live mostly in the water. I follow this train of thought during Lent, but as a North American, I eat beaver.

Stargoon: The superhero role Sean William Scott was born to play.

And here’s “Before Pie.”

Something to keep in mind for those of you not working in creative fields:

Imagine, for a moment, that the iconic element of the product you spent months—perhaps years—of your life on were brought to market without your ever having been involved.

Could that product still have been completed?

Yes.

Would it still be…

Also Ricky Whittle getting a leading role in a great series is exactly what he deserves after the racism he had to deal with from Jason Rothenberg on the set of the 100.

I give it 11/10 Goldblums!

Forty cakes.

Jeff Goldblum laughs at your lack of faith.

You could never actually see a Goldblum movie and still be certain it was a glorious performance. What is there to get about the headline?

Yeah, this is clearly because io9 favors Marvel over DC and not because io9 favors, rightfully, Jeff Goldblum over everything.

Nick Brandt's best friend is his mother.