Right? She rolls her eyes at the handsomest bachelor in town, repeatedly. She talks to a giant beast like he's a petulant child. She defends her horse from a wolf pack with a branch. A branch! And the way you know that the Beast is in love with her is that he gives her a library.
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The only way to get into the pants of this nerd girl is to wear a bow tie and say, "I'm the Doctor."
The Care Bears' ultimate weapon is the "Care Bear Stare" (a.k.a. "Belly Magic"), in which the collected Bears stand together and radiate light from their respective tummy symbols. These combine to form a ray of love and good cheer which could bring care and joy into the target's heart.
Imagine if you could get all those gifs to sync up in a perfect, singular eyeroll. I'd like to think that the sheer strength of that derisiveness could cause the offending person's head to explode. It'd be like the snark equivalent to a Care Bear Stare.
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Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you!
Professional help would go a little like so:
Haha, totes — vegas, showgirls, the way he uncertainly referred to being "a developer" before the economy tanked.
It's amazing because that's been a running theme since the beginning of the series. There are so many episodes where they seem to have honestly believed that Gordon would come in and go, "Blimey, everything is delicious! People are crazy! Let me give your restaurant a make-over and tell you all of my business secrets…
Oh em gee, going to YouTube to watch it as soon as I catch up on their Facebook, YELP, Twitter and Website that were all hacked.
I've checked out some of the Yelp reviews of their place - not the recent ones, which are all in reaction to this meltdown and are from people who haven't visited the restaurant, but earlier ones from about 6 months ago. Sami likes to reply to bad reviews! It's hilarious. He frequently tells people they're lying and…
This is the best 45 minutes of television I have ever seen. Literally every second of bullshit reality TV has inflicted on us is worth it for this pure, glorious moment of comeuppance.
Don't feel sorry for them. Amy went to prison for Social Security fraud, there's evidence Samy may be an ACTUAL gangster who is…
I AM WONDER WOMAN. I AM A GREAT CHEF, A GREAT WIFE, AND A GREAT MOM TO MY KIDS. AND WE WILL BE PARENTS TO A HUMAN KID, ONE DAY TO. WE WILL SHOW ALL OF YOU.
Let's take a page out of the book of every fratbro and make "No Pedo!" a thing.
The two best daycare workers I've experienced were both young men. One must've been around 19-21; the other was 17 and was just out of sch00l. Both guys were great. The young guy left to join a band and that's when I found out how young he was. My son thought both guys were ace and they were extremely popular with the…
In Canada, our biggest bookseller is Chapters and a few years ago they changed their Women's Studies section to Gender Studies and put The Game in it. It's still a little rage-inducing.
Buddy, I went to grade school in the '70s and junior high in the early '80s. Guess what, the Civil War was about slavery back then and they taught us that Jefferson owned slaves.
If you look at Twilight as the beach-read/fluff/bodice-rippers they are and the 50 Shades books as the erotica they are, I have no problem with your like of them. You're an educated adult and you are aware of how they really should fit into your life. (I have a weakness for "Mistral's Daughter". I blame the…
When my teen students were carrying them around in class, reading at breaks, etc, I snagged a copy from one and read it.