I wonder if Disney is going to sue over that name’s resemblance to a certain pop culture figure...

“I just happened to have my handcuffs on me because I was out at my mistress’s house, which was out that way. Total coincidence. The camo just makes it hotter.”

I heard about that a little while ago on the radio. What a strange thing to do. No, don’t call the cops, wait in hiding like a fucking creepy asshole and then arrest her yourself and wait for the cops.

No.

I may be intruding just a little bit, but has he ever been tested for sleep apnea? I would snore in any position and it turned out I had awful, awful sleep apnea.

Me, I’m mostly terrible at starting relationships. I am decent at being in one if I really care about the person and I feel like they care about me.

I personally prefer the touch of a woman and the companionship, warmth, and conversation after sex. But not being in a relationship (and not having been in one for a while) and having a high libido... it’s gotta get done somehow. Didn’t get to the last three days (helping out with my brother’s wedding, working, etc.)…

It depends on the woman. I’ve had a woman practically demand I pay for the entire thing, and sometimes I’ve split the bill. I usually offer to pay for the full thing (as a man) but accept it if she wants to split the bill. Especially if it’s the first time we’re meeting.

I like tank:

I do believe he’s also tapdancing.

She gave birth to twins five months after divorcing her first husband. They were fathered by her third husband but adopted by her second. Davis worked at the clerk’s office at the time of each divorce and has since remarried.

I’m going to read this whole thing but I need to post this because “Yor.”

“American protectors” HA!

JTF-2.

I had someone give me the ‘ol “Snopes is just liberal lies and bullshit”.

I hope her ass gets tossed in jail for refusing to follow a court order. What an awful, awful person she is.

Charging for DLC is reasonable, sure. But at how much and for what size, there’s the rub.

I’ve been considering getting a tattoo that incorporates two things - my love of Doctor Who and my love of my nieces and nephews. Thus I would get a tattoo of their names in the fictional language of Gallifreyan.

What a turd burglar.