Most Canadians don’t give a shit about London, Ontario. To me, London is in the UK, and if you want to talk about shitty little Ontarian towns, you specify that.

You can sing me a heroic song any time.

House shoes are... strange.

Except the US is the only country that uses Imperial.

I’ve never had Ghorn and nobody’s ever said “I can’t play with you unless you have it.”

I respect your disagreement, Mr. Pinkham, for you have brought me much joy with your columns. However, you also think pineapple is the worst ingredient on a pizza, and for that I know your tastebuds cannot be believed.

KORN IN HIGH SCHOOL. I’m old like you but so good.

I will always disagree with the Johnny Cash version of Hurt. Not because it’s bad, but because it’s like the version of old sad regret vs. fresh anger and hurt. They’re both good, but to me the rawness of emotion in the original is better.

Nope nope nope. Can’t stand S&V chips. They’re like an STD in potato form. Depressing monstrosities for your tastebuds.

I’m going to point out an abomination of chip flavours: http://www.olddutchfoods.com/products#/ripp…

Salt and Vinegar chips are like sadness in an edible form. I much prefer some good Sour Cream and Onion chips, or Onion and Garlic chips. So good. (If you don’t believe me, behold! http://www.olddutchfoods.com/products#/trad…) Also, Cheddar and Sour Cream are great too.

Street Sharks!

Fucking exactly. Herd immunity is important. Hell, I know more than a few people here who are immune compromised (and I have two young nieces and two young nephews), and I get my shots because I don’t want them to get sick.

I can’t stand anti-vaxxers. The ONLY reason they even have the vague excuses to use these arguments is because vaccines were so fucking successful in the first place.

And this is why I didn’t get hired at Apple.

Adblock doesn’t stop autoplay videos from legit sources, yo. I’ve got my adblock going and still didn’t stop the news video at the bottom of the article.

The monogrammed thermosery of this entire thread and post is so rich I think the man may get his wish.

Aspartame is safe, it just has this awful aftertaste to me that I don’t get with sugar.

No, what the US was doing with its surveillance programs was criminal. It’s not that hard. I’m sure you can get it.

I have done this with peanut butter and brown sugar.