I got the bounty for the choice of Thorn, Bad Juju, and Invective... I went with Bad Juju because I like pulse rifles and hate Thorn out of principle.

I’ve been playing Iron Banner a lot and 80% of my deaths are probably due to Thorn or a shotgun. And it’s usually Thorn from a stupid long range too, one that I have to pull out my Patience and Time for.

How about you go fuck yourself?

That’s literally THE WORST.

My sleep apnea did that to me before I got it treated.

I’m going to be that person that says that mouth breathers may not have a choice. I have chronic and very severe sleep apnea, and when it went untreated (because I didn’t know I had it) my nose was congested and I couldn’t un-congest it. I had no choice but to breathe through my mouth.

I so want Hardcore.

This is how I feel.

Nic Cage defies the laws of acting.

I was in a bar once in New Zealand and pulled out my incredibly bad/fake Irish accent. Started talking to a fellow bar patron with it, seeing how long I could go and fool him with it. He didn’t catch on until I told him I was actually Canadian and my accent wasn’t real.

I have a had a few teacher friends and the shit they have to put up with buying everything is ridiculous.

My parents used to make homemade antipasto and give those in jars with crackers as gifts to the teachers. (Edit, I’m 31, and my parents did this for all of my teachers and my younger siblings’ teachers, so four teachers a year for most years).

Write a memoir when you’re in old age. So much “I’m 30/35 and I’m writing a memoir!”

...I got the reference.

If there’s one “cheap” thing I can’t do, it’s pasta sauce from a jar (unless it’s alfredo sauce, because shit, I don’t even begin to know how to make that). I have to make my own. Don’t care what kind of cheap tomatoes I get, but I have to spice it and cook it myself or I just get let down by the blandness.

I really, really hope she comes back for at least one more sequel. Her character was fantastic.

I love Control matches, and it’s a dick move when people teabag. Seen it a few times and then I hunted those bastards down and murdered their faces.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairchild… Its loiter time is measured in minutes, if you mean 112.8 minutes. Its combat time is 10 minutes, but it can loiter for almost two hours.

I have done the “only go to improv class” thing in college. Because improv is the best class.

Sometimes you don’t know whether you want to date again or not until you’re in the middle of it. Sometimes you want to try dipping your toe into the pool and see if you’re ready. That’s perfectly valid. It seemed, to me, like she wanted to enjoy herself with someone she found attractive but didn’t want a committed…