Fucking Stick of Truth is amazing.

My niece comes running at me an head-butts me in the crotch. I laugh because she can't run THAT fast yet, but it can be uncomfortable.

But that's the face of a Time Lord who just loves fucking with people.

Oh, I know. My parents watch them religiously, screaming at the TV as they fail. Again. And again.

Oh Leafs. When will you be a real hockey team again? (Though my hometown team of the Oilers are, indeed, far worse.)

I have to get this out of the way first:

It's Zed. Always Zed. Never Zee, which just becomes an excuse to use ridiculous things like "EZ-SQUEEZE" which is terribly stupid. And also makes no sense outside of America.

Ukrainian Canadians, who were in internment camps in World War 1 (and for a few years after) would also be surprised to hear this.

There is enough of the population that doesn't care to make it OK (to them) for Harper to say that and stay in power.

But mad cow disease a) barely exists anymore, and you would have it by now if you were going to get it and b) comes from a protein that doesn't break down via cooking. Prions apparently only live in nervous system tissue though, so you can only get it from eating brain or spinal tissue.

This is clearly the best thread on this article.

I only have one problem with Mr. Pinkham: his illogical hatred of the metric system. All the other stuff is funny, and awesome, but metric makes so much sense that I must tease him about it.

But it's literally not blood.

Obviously she needs to be carried because THOSE GIANT FEET.

Considering how many people in my family own guns up here... it's probably not far off the truth.

Preeeeetty much this. My family has land up in northern Alberta we could retreat to, and any place in Alberta outside of Edmonton or Calgary would be pretty safe. Most of the small towns I see here are maybe 1000 people or less.

Mr. Nimoy...

I think he has an eerie resemblance to Alfie Allen.

IT'S BLUE, BLACK, AND HIDEOUS AS ALL HELL.

Except Scotland is literally its own country.