WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!

Usually you can tell Christians because a) crosses EVERYWHERE or b) two or more well-worn bibles c) books about faith and Jesus that aren't the bible.

I support you in your Canadian snark, for I too am a Canuck, and we must stick together.

If a dude is really that lonely that he feel like he needs to spend 5000 bones on looking good, he should probably just spend it on a couple nights with a high-priced escort.

This comment is wonderful and you are a wonderful person for making it.

Excellent article, my Imperial Nemesis. You have amused me today in ways that keep my mood going after an excellent date night last night with a particularly lovely young woman. I do hope these slithering fools tormenting these wonderful servers get their heinous comeuppance.

Agreed. When I shaved regularly, I bought a shaving bar, brush and safety razor. Doing the hot shave was a luxury and was so comfortable and wonderful, but I couldn't do it every day because it would take too much time.

"Honey! I finally got out of the greys on Jezebel!"

Well, it took a while (and several jobs where I was allowed to have beards) before I was fully comfortable with mine. My third job, Safeway, required that I shave all except my moustache, and so I shaved for a few years after. Beards get a bit itchy at first, but after I grew mine I did't need a scarf outside.

Damn straight, and happy to be so.

It's a Canadian chain. You wouldn't know it. *pedals away on his fixie*

I had to climb the peaks of the Himalayas in search of the magical tincture Tibetan monks make from Yeti tears in order to overcome my predisposition for patchy beards. That is the truth.

My brothers have a similar problem. Theirs grows in patchy too. I was lucky.

I had an excellent date today in my unkempt lion's mane of hair+beard, a Doctor Who shirt, and ill-fitting jeans that are a little too big for me.

Congrats! Seriously! I have had friends in abusive relationships, mentally, emotionally, and physically. My advice? Cut off all contact. Don't let him know where you are if you come across him, and don't answer anything he sends you.

I wanted to say thanks to everyone who commented last week on my question about dates. I have a second date tomorrow with a lovely, smart, talented, and frankly gorgeous woman and you guys were part of it. Now for Experiment #2 with Engagement Chicken.

Honestly, I always find it more of "I'm constipated."

I used to watch Dr. Ruth as a teenager late at night in my parents' basement. First time I ever experienced sex positivity.

A little bit of both. He was huge in the CBC (everywhere, basically) and so lots of people have at least heard of him or listened to his show. Q was pretty popular, and he had hosted a number of CBC events. He was also part of Moxy Fruvous, which was a semi-popular comedy band. Now it's blowing up because of how…