No, Roadkill is where Burger King gets their meat. It's why their burgers are so flat, you see.

Honestly, I LOVE the Keanu Reeves immortal theory. It's so incredibly amusing to me.

If anyone says that they weren't worth your time anyway! Keep on bearing on!

I listen to CBC Radio and it provides a lot of enjoyment and interesting stories, much better than a lot of talk radio. I also learn things there that I don't hear about from a lot of other mainstream information sources.

#CBCforeva !

The thing that gets me is that he doesn't look happy to be trolling us. No smile, no slight winking, nothing. Just "blech, I'm an ugly, greasy, untalented slob".

We love you too, Burt.

Sorry to derail, but your name brings up bad memories. DAMN YOU FOX!

I've read through this entire thread and to all your statements I have only this response:

ALWAYS UPVOTES FOR AIR FARCE.

Who?

My local poutinerie makes an absolutely delicious vegan gravy. SO WONDERFUL.

Real Quebec poutine uses a vegetable based gravy. SO GOOD.

You could get something like one of these:http://www.amazon.com/Tupperware-775…

I HATE bubble tea. I like the tea part, and the flavourings part, but TAPIOCA BALLS ARE ALL MY NOPES IN THE WORLD.

LIES.

It's a reference to Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog.

Wow, all this hate on Chrissy Teigan and John Legend for some airplane sex. SO MUCH HATE.

He's a pie. Sometimes there's the outer layer of douchebag, and then the layer under that of nice guy, and then the third, even deeper layer that's the same as the first.

Gross? I actually think it's a strong indicator of romantic and passionate love. The fact that they enjoy each other so much they show affection in a variety of ways.