This GIF was me when I read that sentence. 

This is why I have two photos of myself on my Instagram page (which is really a stalking device as I’m the mom of a teen).

“Oh my god, you clearly only posted photos you looked good in.”

Re: “Awkwafina deleted her Twitter account amid ongoing backlash about her appropriating Black culture.”

G/O Media went out of their way to gut the beloved sited of the Aughts. The Root, Splinter, The A.V. Club, Deadspin. Jezebel is certainly next.

For anyone wondering what in the hell happened to/at The Root:

I understand this is boorish behavior. However, I was under the impression that that’s just the price of admission that comes with online dating for both men and women. His behavior may be especially egregious, but is the practice (mass emails masquerading as personally tailored) just the norm that people get ghosted…

thought it was a nod to the Gen X urban legend that the green ones make you horny

I thought the brown and green M&Ms were gay for each other. Wasn’t that a thing? I can’t keep up with these M&Ms. I’ve honestly didn’t even know there was an anxious orange one.

Also, singer Meatloaf (Marvin Lee Aday) has died. He will always be remembered for his music and numerous acting gigs, especially in Fight Club...where he will always be known as Bob “Bitch Tits” Paulsen...

Shortly after I started dating my now-husband, I mentioned the tan M&Ms and he looked everywhere for them. #this80skidremembers

I haven’t eaten them in so long I didn’t realize the tan ones had been discontinued. If they really wanted to show their wokeness, all M&Ms would be tan or brown. 

I think give the M&Ms personalties at all is creepy. You eat them. Some of the commercials really leaned into that too.

I know people have been saying Gawker Media-G/O Media is going down the drain for at least 10 years, but the recent departures really were the death knell of these websites.

Don’t get it twisted, the K’s make me itch, but I don’t think any of them would be under the heading of “gold-digger” except maybe mommy dearest. Kim was running a 2nd hand clothing business even before her dad died. The bitch has hustle and took one hell of a bad public hand and turned that shit into gold. HER gold.…

I honestly think he seems fun and is super hot (in a dirty, small-time drug dealer kind of way) and allegedly has a heavy ass dick. I just got divorced. I wish he’d be mine.

I bet Pete’s a breath of fresh (or marijuana filled) air after being married to Kanye.  LOL

I wonder if his extreme “I can sleep around but I will control my separated wife’s life” misogyny is the same as it always was or was made worse by his sudden conversion to Evangelical Christianity.

It made me feel so bad for her (someone I don’t like) when he threw out her whole closet and refilled it with what he thought was appropriate. Red flags everywhere.

I hear you on the greater point, but I think the key difference is that Kim isn’t asking Pete to cosplay as Kanye.