You forgot the subtitle: Hunter S. Thompson is My Man Crush and I Will Copy Him and Call It An Homage When Accused of Plagiarism.

You know what, I did forget “I Am on a Quest, and This Quest Is a Metaphor.” My apologies to ancient Greek men, writers named Joseph, and writers who use initials containing the letters J and R. I deeply regret the error. 

I think you might have left out ‘I am a White Man with a Whimsical Name, and the Series of Outlandish Events that are About to Happen are Deeply Emblematic of the Human Condition’. It’s hard to miss these because they are usually a thousand or so pages long. I have one that I use to prop up a monitor.

Kourtney and Travis look like they are having fun. I can’t get too eye rolly about it.

Carrie was pretty fucking dumb about it during the episode where Alanis kissed her. Okay so kissing a woman isn’t your thing, but you’re a 30-something woman who has lived in NYC for at least a decade. It’s not THAT shocking or disgusting FFS.

would be hard to recreate Samantha’s verve in 2021.

LOL. Nothing to do with looking good or paying attention to one’s looks. Its about looking great but also not like an ageing teenager. Helen Mirren does it well. Just an example.

The show or the picture? I'm going with both.

Rebooting Sex and the City without the only woman in the show I remember actually having sex is certainly a choice.

Worst?

The internet has created such a market for services that are just like "Do you want to pay more for something? We can help."

Celebrated punk musician?

On a side note...let’s never refer to Blink 182 or Good Charlotte as “punk" ever again because no...just no. That’s about as mainstream pop as it gets no matter what their publicist will have you believe.

I feel like these bras are the garment equivalent of those organic subscription tampons with pretty packaging. They have more targeted marketing, a higher price point, and the curated illusion that you’re getting something custom. Buy they really aren’t that different than the same old crap.

Tommy Lee and Heather Locklear set the bar for this well before he started dating Pamela.

How dare you put that into the universe.

Especially when the release did not exonerate him, it only released him

This is why i never liked her being so eerily indifferent about the whole ordeal.
She was rooting for the damn rapist this whole time.
There is no way in hell she can stay in that position without making the whole school look bad.
Oh, and I doubt this will be Cosby’s first stint in jail. With 50 victims? That we’ve…

This case is hard, because Cosby sucks so much. But ask yourself this- if a DA made a deal with a low level drug offender saying “if you testify in this other case, we won’t prosecute you for your drug case” and then a year later, that DA left and a new one stepped in and said “Well, that deal was with the other DA,…