“This isn’t about dining out. Open your eyes.”

This Week in Savage Love :

Has everyone forgotten (or even known about) Boston Legal?

I mean jeez, she did this stuff in every single episode. Does no one remember her single-handedly ending Dan Quayle’s political career?

Murphy Brown was delightfully bitchy, smart, and witty as hell. After watching her on tv every week, I wanted Candice Bergen to be my mom.

Candace Bergen is one of those people who are/were so ridiculously good looking that it doesn’t seem fair that they’d also be incredibly intelligent and talented. (She is all three.)

Murphy Brown and Julia Sugarbaker (from Designing Women) had major influence in developing me into the type of woman I wanted to be. They were imperfect role models, to be sure, but also badass and unafraid. Growing up in the 80's in the south, I didn’t fit in with the well behaved quiet southern belle persona that…

For a bunch of reasons it would be a difficult case, and it probably won’t happen, but I would love to see this woman sue the New York Post over this.  If Gawker deserved to be nuked over fucking Hulk Hogan, the New York Post damn sure deserves to go under for this garbage.

Funny how the veteran FDNY paramedic got to remain anonymous in the article. Good for him.

Goldie and Kurt are not married.  That is how they have stayed together so long. 

Katie Porter is an absolute genius and someone I would love to see in the Senate or as Speaker of the House. Truly, she’s one of the few bright spots that I can almost always count on for realness and hard truths.

The most fucked up thing about the first letter is the gathering of a dozen people on Thanksgiving 2020, masks down, laughing and chomping away on a cum-soaked casserole while literally thousands of people die each day from a pandemic that is ravaging the country. The least we can do right now is not throw parties or…

The synergy between story and username is unsettling. 

I’m pretty sure George is making a joke. You know as he’s known for his sense of humor, and he’s on a talk show where they would like guests to be funny.

cuts his own hair using a Flowbee, a contraption I’m just now learning of that the manufacturer describes as a “vacuum haircut system.”

One thing that just occurred to me: didn’t everyone have that little panic attack when they got high the first time (on weed)? That’s kind of the ride. You do it once, freak out a little (hopefully with trusted friends who get you through it), then the next time you know what to expect and ride the wave.

Ben Affleck reminds me of the kids I went to high school with who bought into that “one terrible mistake will ruin your life forever and making straight As is the only thing you should be doing right now“ and never enjoyed life until they realized that advice was bullshit and started acting like teenagers when they…

The health department asked them to quarantine? In what world would them not following those orders be anything other than public endangerment? They should be imprisoned and fined, or at least that is what would happen in any of the countries that have managed to get COVID under control.

Your story for “Jax Shepard” should read “Jax Taylor.” Dax Shepard is the male betrothed of Kristen Bell.