Matthew McConaughey, the human embodiment of a football being tossed on a nice spring day,

I’m not thrilled about his “exsanguinate the young” policy, but at least he tells it like it is and won’t take my guns and cheeseburgers, unlike that shrill AOC.

Reagan can still beat Trump on a cognitive test.

I know these stories are usually fraught with weirdness..but I went to a wonderful co-ed boarding school in the sixties and early 70's.

10 year high school reunion out in my boonies hometown. Traveled in from another state. Like 15 people showed up. We all got too drunk and decided to go to the local strip club. Not only were people we graduated with working at the strip club, my high school nemesis and his wife invited me to enjoy a lap dance with…

Kind of, there’s a reason Chiavetta’s exists, and Chiavetta’s is good, but the homemade super basic marinade mix I noted is historical outside of them. https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/cornell-chicken-barbecue-sauce-upstate and Spiedie’s is another pretty large competitor of the same general product. But I…

Or anything else having to do with women’s health. 

They don’t take heavy periods seriously enough either. 

Agree with you though she doesn’t seem to be wearing them for incontinence but heavy periods....

That's Elon's 6th child. The man left his first wife with 5 under 5.

Yeah, he’s definitely the type who, if you said I like baseball, would say prove it! Name all the National League teams! 

Could not agree more. Clearly she’s just living her life and having a good time.

I’m about her age and if I was rich and single, I wouldn’t mind having my fun with any of them, lol.

It might just be that Kate wants relationships that are satisfying and uncomplicated, with a little excitement. I don’t see anything wrong with that. Odds are that she’s not going to find the same with a balding and overweight insurance adjuster, I’m guessing. (Just a guess! If you’re a balding overweight insurance…

TBF, if I was watching him successfully point to a picture of a lion when asked, I too would be “very surprised”

Listen. If you fill a nice, clean kiddie pool with cool, clear water, knowing that one of your kids is eventually going to ingest some of that water while they’re playing, and then that kid takes a fucking shit in the pool, guess what. The water is ruined. You can’t just be like, “Hey, now! It’s only the poop that’s…

Am I the only one somewhat surprised that he knows what the word cognitive means?

“a year somehow passed in twenty-four hours,”

As I said above, I find it astounding that Charlie exists, let alone as a well rounded character who actually insists that the lead improve his attitude before she’ll take him seriously, rather than see his assholery as charming or liberating.

This was my main take away from this DB as well

This is what I do. When you start moving, the wind will cool down the car significantly. When the AC starts to cool down, I close my windows and let the AC do the rest of the work. It only takes about 30 seconds before that happens, so I'm usually not even out of my work's driveway before I am closing my windows.