Behold the VSCO Girl Turkey!!!!!

To be completed this weekend and there will be a “decorated” picture.  I will post here. :) 

Did Stassi not attend? She is KILLING it lately. Her Instagram is so fun.

Because no one cares about Gen X. Fitting that the “ideal” from my teen years didn’t even warrant an illustration.

Excellent. Fucking brilliant. Long live Deadspin. 

What is happening!?!? 

I respect you for biting the bullet and making the correction. 

This is a superior quality analogy and I absolute love everything about it.

Thank you. I was just about to write something similar.
“Feeling nothing” doesn’t make you cooler or more woke than those of us who were moved by the image and remembered every single time we were in a similar situation, the lone woman in a room full of men summoning the courage to call bullshit. Is it progress that…

OMG - I didn’t click the link and assumed this was the Kylie referenced, because she is the only worthy/logical choice. 

WHAT?! I live in NY (Buffalo) and it’s always been Wheel first. Wheel is warm-up, you feel smart and superior and then by double Jeopardy, you feel like an uneducated moron.

WHAT?! I live in NY (Buffalo) and it’s always been Wheel first. Wheel is the warm-up, you feel smart and superior and then by double Jeopardy, you feel like an uneducated moron.

I was expecting an extra anchovies joke. 

My son delivers pizza and he loves it and makes pretty good money with tips. (Actually, very good money since I subsidize gas, insurance, and car maintenance.) He demonstrated each of the personalities he uses depending on who answers the door.

Convection/toaster oven. This is the most used appliance in my kitchen, perfect for cooking chicken nuggets or fish sticks for the kids, reheating pizza, cooking any kind of appetizer/snack like egg rolls, spanakopita, coconut shrimp etc. It take less time than the oven and food is crispy not soggy.

It brings me great shame that there’s a typo in my comment.

My fingers type faster than my brain registers the error. 

It’s faster to backspace and re-type than it is to take my hand off the keyboard, grab the mouse, find the fucking cursor, click on the error, and fix it.

Precisely. I will miss this voyeuristic look into their desires. The most interesting reveal was when my ex-husband and the guy I was dating liked the same pic — and not someone who resembled me or my aesthetic.

This mysteriously disappeared from my account about a month ago — rumor has it that if you were a heavy user/stalker it got nixed sooner.