As a lawyer you do not want someone on your jury who wants to be there.

This is now going around my Facebook feed too. And I now know that I am older than many Deadspin readers and my law school classmates (I graduated in 2008) are much younger than I thought. My first memory is of Reagan getting shot. I was in college when the OJ verdict was read and watched it live in the student union,…

Thank you!

My asshole ex cared very much and once I started hating him, I didn't shave out of spite - and the fact that we had three kids, two under the age of 2 and I didn't have time to worry about that and work full time, sorry tangent. Now that we're divorced and I get regular waxes, why? because I found I actually like it…

Screw that. The Bills win, “we” win, until I’m cold and dead in the ground. One caveat, if you say “we won” and “they lost,” you’re a fucking sell out fair weather fan. We win and we lose together, like the dysfunctional family we are.

OMG!!! Alias Grace movie and A Handmaid's Tale series on Hulu!!!! I've died and gone to Atwood heaven.

You left out Khloe having to remind Kris that she is divorcing Lamar and inviting him to dinner is not cute. Kris should be angry at Lamar for all the crap he has put Khloe through, not trying to be his friend. I care too much about this, I am ashamed.

Isn't it the possessive that you need for indicating a team’s fans. Like, fans of the Yankees are Yankees’ fans, fans of the Bills are Bills’ fans. Or the team name is adjective to describe the type of fans: Yankees fans, Bills fans, Red Sox fans. I think the singular adjective version is what is generally correct.…

There’s a brief moment in Frozen when they’re at the little shop in the mountains and it shows the the male owner’s family in a sauna - a man with two cute kids.

Agree!! That made me so uncomfortable. I vacillate between disgust and awe of the Kardashian/Jenner clans, this idea pushed me into disgust for the next few weeks.

I watched the first season over the weekend and it is excellent. There is a very good episode about the issues/discrimination that women deal with their whole lives that men have no clue about. It is well done and acknowledges the difficulty of understanding someone else's experience despite your sincere desire to…

I use the Say Yes grapefruit and cucumber face wipes from Target. They are the best. Pro tip: after you cleanse your face, use the cloth to wipe down your bathroom sink.

Pierogis and potato pancakes.

I wish Katherine Heigl wasn't so annoying so I could be more excited about this.

It’s the internet that has shown all the creepy, fringe, racists that they’re not alone and therefore not wrong. All this racist crazy was always out there hiding in the dark corners of the country, but it was kept in the dark. Now, the crazies can talk to each other and reinforce their extreme views and, to my white…

They only grow back where you don't want them to!! I overplucked the outer edges over 10 years ago and they've never grown back, but under the arch and the unibrow keep coming back!

One rivalry is all you get. Period. Mayo on hot dogs is a deal breaker.

I’m guessing the writer is a sheltered kid in his/her early twenties who has been told that he/she is a special little snowflake who is the best at everything since birth.

If it's "we're pregnant" then it's "our period." He's supporting their CHILD.

I watched the first episode of DWTS this season just to see him and was very upset that his time with the Bills wasn’t even mentioned in his background package. He’s a treasure to Buffalo and that’s all that matters to me. I’ll go back to watching the Four Falls of Buffalo and crying like a baby now.