He feels like we need to know who’s coming to this country. If not, we don’t have a country. That’s how he feels.

Looking forward to the Genital Election.

Vagitarian?

vaginormous?

can’t wait for the breitbart breaking news post exposing hillary as a ginormous

Wilmette is about 2 hundred yards north of me right now. How strange when national news happens where you live.

The existential crisis of today’s conservative: wanting to bash Obama for propping up Muslims in the Middle East against Israel, while still blaming Jews for all our world’s ills.

I’d be ok with requiring background checks and/or licensing in order to patronize a strip club. Then maybe I won’t have to go to any more of them for bachelor parties.

smh at all these former candidates thinking he’s going to make them VP when we all know Queen Omarosa of The Apprentice fame is going to get the nod.

You think that’s bad, Rick Perry just endorsed Donald Trump and said he’d be open for a VP position. This is the same Rick Perry who gave a speech last year that said:

“Please excuse Ally from doing the hokey pokey today...” -from Ms. Brooks’ kindergarten papers

“Too female?”

Ahhhh Christians. The group of people who acknowledge that the only thing holding them back from doing horrific things is some laws and the threat of eternal damnation. The rest of us just try to not be assholes.

Do they really not see how creepy this makes them look? And do they not see that they probably could have done this anywhere because there isn’t security standing in front of the women’s bathrooms?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: we have more reason, statistically speaking, to fear conservative men in bathrooms than trans men and women. Between Larry Craig, Dennis Hastert in the locker room, among others, republican men get up to much seedier shit in a restroom than trans people.

Kodak could totally use this exposure in the press. Even if it's negative.