attractivecousin--disqus
Someone's Attractive Cousin
attractivecousin--disqus

Aces!

The A.V. Club?

The A.V. Club

Wasn't he one of the Little Rascals?

Only if Obama gets to be the next Ant-Man.

The A.V. Club

Not the Mama director!

I don't even OWN a pitchfork!

My son is also named Jorb.

I never had a pogrom with this guy until he made those comments.

I was thinking more Arkansas for Indiana. But I'm willing to be persuaded.

It's the Alabama of the Upper Midwest.

It can truly be two things.

I heard that Jesse Eisenberg went into an Armenian restaurant, and ate everything at the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant.

And whenever Wolverine is not on the screen all the other characters are asking "Where's Wolvie?"

When are they going to get to the fireworks clone factory?

Upvoted for being strangely arousing.

This kind of discord would never occur if people would just marry their cousins instead.