Also makes the next generation of Amway sellers!

Can you imagine the uproar if white people were enslaved for hundreds of years, and after having been freed were still denied basic rights for another century, and then were denied the tools that would allow them to better their overall circumstance like decent education and access to housing and banking, and then…

“Big deal. I pulled that off for almost 15 years.”

Or, you know, just eat it cold for breakfast like civilized people do.

No, because not many dudes involved in sex trafficking are dumb enough to try to get legal guardianship over 6+ unrelated female minors, because it’d look sleazy as hell.

Also, President Trump made an outstanding catch to keep a Pats drive alive. The ball was tipped, he was surrounded by Falcons players and it looked like the ball hit the ground. Upon further review, it was revealed that President Trump’s massive hands prevented the ball from hitting the turf.

Bullshit. It’s a perfect metaphor for this country: Tom Brady is the walking embodiment of the concept of privilege. Screw the Pats and screw “positive person” Brady.

This is why I sleep with a parasitic wasp in each ear. Once that cockroach crawls in, he’s in for a BIG surprise.

It doesn’t even matter, Trump just signed an executive order removing the ban on cockroaches in scuba tanks. THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

What’s the best league to watch right now? Gotta be NBA in a landslide right?

Ian Mahinmi is back at practice and expected to be able to play soon. Will he single handedly ruin the Wizards hot run?

Now I wanna see a Fresh Prince reboot where wacky youth Jaden Smith moves in with his Uncle Shaq

David Frum. The extremely famous former speechwriter who is now a senior editor at The Atlantic by dint of having been George W. Bush’s speechwriter. You absolute horse’s ass. 

He says revenue comes from podcasts. Podcasts generally make $15 to $20 per 1000 downloads (which is a very good number compared to other forms of media) He says “The Ringer NBA show is like 140,000, 150,000 listeners per show. Channel 33’s like 125,000 per show. Ringer NFL is like almost 100,000.” Let’s say they…

Upper decker. Has funnier names (top shelf or brown derby). And a slow burn is funnier than a slap in the face.

That explains Troy Aikman’s haircut.

Suprised the headline was not “Watch Steph Curry hit a mid-court shot off his father’s hands!!”

I’m not sure there are ton of absolute, top-10 all-time athletes in any sport who also weren’t huge drama queens.

Well rest of the NBA’s Eastern Conference, LeBron’s in f-you mode now. You know what that means...

generally have no moral bottom