I did, too!  At 22, I told her I was moving out because I knew it would prompt her to try to get the jump on me and find a new apartment before me, and then I stayed put.  It was my apartment to begin with, anyway. 

This is some serious white people shit.

Didn’t Bush say - “Nancy why don’t you give Trump a hug” right after Trump said he was trying to fuck her? Nervous laughing I can forgive.

And that’s why men suck.

I didn’t personally appreciate the light touch it took regarding Falwell Sr. either, but it’s important to note that the reporter is a Liberty grad who presumably still shares at least some of the alleged values that Liberty espouses, and this is what granted him access to people he openly admits are still very…

Hmm, it’s almost like the children of shitty people become shitty people. Who’d have thunk it?

“ So how can we trust you to put us, the future, over the wants of large corporations and wealthy individuals?”

I have zero trust that men would take this medication correctly so I wouldn’t bet my reproductive freedom on it.   They’d have to create an IUD version for dudes.  At the same time I’m all for sharing the fun side effects of hormonal BCs with the male population. Male contraceptives seem odd to me given how easy…

Yes, it’s ok for a dumb nickname to stick to own the cons.

None. After he walked out on me and the kids I made a big point of continuing to go absolutely everywhere that I liked because fuck him, I own all these places and HE can go find somewhere new if it bothers him. 

I just don’t understand what’s so hard about it.

Yesterday the guy at the counter at the little bitty liquor store I sometimes go to, and always joke around with when he’s there, complimented me on my dress. Then he stopped and said, “I’m sorry, I’m probably not supposed to say stuff like that.” I replied, “Of course you can! Everyone loves a good compliment. What…

I keep meaning to watch more (I’ve only seen the first episode in full - it was pretty good), but I loved the Patti Labelle sketch. 

I loved the show and am glad there will be more. It had lots of great, smart, absurdist humor in a way that’s not very common in TV sketch shows today.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

This is so petty and delicious. I might not dump a dude over it but I am 100% picking up what you’re putting down.

Hands matter. My ex had smallish hands that were kind of webbed. That’s not why we broke up (he was a cheating, drug-abusing, tantrum-having jerk), but when I look at current BF’s hands, it’s hard to understand why I put up with those creepy paws for so long. BF has big, healthy hands with clean, big,neat fingernails.…

I completely agree! A friend has tiny nails (and bites them...) and it completely grosses me out - chewing nails, and horrible nails are a complete turn off.

About an hour ago I was watching The Fellowship of the Ring and Elijah Woods(as Frodo) nails are like that. Not just stubby, but dirty also, It makes me cringe every time.

YES! YES! I absolutely think twice about someone who does not have strong, square nails. And square nails always seem to accompany people with square shoulders, which always seem to accompany an affable charm that makes me all gooey in the nethers, too. YMMV, but for me, it’s a pretty consistent mark of a worthy mate.