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How is Detroit worse than Atlanta? Unless you have to go from one end of the terminal to the other, Detroit’s a breeze.  Atlanta has god-awful security, is always mobbed, and it’s death if you have to go from one terminal to the other on the doom-train.

Girl, I wouldn’t care if I was naked with a needle in my arm, if Oprah showed up that shit BETTER be on camera for when I brag my brains out about it. #Thatsjustme

I guarantee you they got the woman’s permission before actually broadcasting it. Oprah’s too experienced a television personality to make that mistake. I’m sure there’s an assistant with a clipboard whose entire job is to do exactly that right after the filming has ended.

It would be appropriate to make the movie with the ending first like “Memento.”

Can’t wait for the film! I love scientific research station murder mysteries!

“It was a joke for (my husband).”

Why wouldn’t you want to ruin someone’s life?

The only reason I was even tested ( internal scan) for possible ovarian cancer was because I was diagnosed with an extremely rare disease that ‘they say’ can be caused by this this disease.

Democratic rule of thumb: in the absence of any other info, vote for the person who is defending your right to fucking vote.

amazed this wasn’t the first reply:

Maybe she had to pick up his impala carcasses one too many times

I am not pregnant but ordered them. My state is scarier and scarier about access and I’d rather have the pills on hand if I need them than risk going through the same process when it is illegal.

You saw your opportunity for the sausage puns and you took it.

I’d rather watch the film about the rise of the Kray brothers, starring the brothers from Spandeau Ballet. Haven’t seen it - get yourself an adult beverage and enjoy a few hours of melodramatic overacting!

If you literally CAN’T do your job then you’re in the wrong profession, my dude.

Or they live in a small town on the New England coast that has a lot of webfooted monsters hanging out in it.

Eh, just eat instead. I’ve found food brings much more reliable comfort and pleasure than any amount of “8 minutes of banging, than awkwardness, then the hard reboot kicks in.”

yah i refuse to go to these things because 1. while i like scary movies, i dont like being scared by an actual human and 2. they ALWAYS go after women the most. I tried to explain this to one of my dude friends but he did not believe me, shocker. 

What trap? Schumer will throw himself over a puddle full of broken glass and used needles just so Trump can walk over him and not get his pretty shoes wet.