Lol of course Beto was the bassist. That means he'll be a good politician who just wants everyone to get along and will stop fights and provide a strong foundation for everybody to be at their best.

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

Oh, my Gillum vote is a wasted vote, is it?

Well, maybe this will give them some courage. I don’t know very many of them who actually want to be centrists. They’ve just been indoctrinated into believing it’s necessary.

Obama won Florida twice.

Right fucking now.  Immediately.   This cannot wait.  

GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The USADA tested Serena right after her win. While they found her levels of Flystorgen, Notgivingfucks & SoDopamine to be off the charts for a regular pro-athlete they still were within Williams’ standard range.

I can’t help agree with her sentiment. Feed me enough wormwood and I too will deign to declare some winking, incompetent putz the hero for our times.

“Carter, are you okay.”

So cool that he made his “joke” order to a BLACK bartender. This asshole was testing the boundaries.

I am normally the first to defend famous people’s right to privacy but I swear that if we do not get high quality photos of this dog soon I will single-handedly topple the British monarchy. I will trade you every single photo of any children this or any other royal couple has or will have (from baptism to wedding to…

Why in God’s name was this wretched execrence given any kind of bond at all?? HE SHOT MULTIPLE WOMEN AND DID SO WHILE OUT ON BOND FOR SHOOTING SOMEONE.

Nah, it’s just a coincidence I’m sure. 

Once I had a boss (in city government) who put together an invitation list to a reception for a company looking to possibly relocate in our city. He was all excited about how he was going to get the best people in the city to come out and impress these visitors. The invite list he gave me to send out had 35 people on…

Thank you. The thing is, I do not need this! I have a very full, rewarding (professionally and personally), kid-filled life. But this needs doing and no one else had stepped up and NO WAY was I going to leave an empty spot on the ballot. I thought my challenges would be with the repub machine I’m running against (and…

I keep saying to my husband, our memories are long and they will be detailed! Friends of mine told me to talk into a voice memo app on my phone while I’m out and about because I do not have the time to be journaling all this, but I need to keep good records. I think that is great idea. The stuff I’m seeing and…

I beg of you, keep detailed notes and journals (with names) and out all the bastards when you the opportunity is right. (Says someone who took the high road and sued for a #metoo related situation, when I should’ve shouted about it to any/everyone in a 50 mile radius)

The harassment I am experiencing on the campaign trail is astounding to me.

“When you have man brain or are not capable of empathizing properly with women ... to find that empathy, it requires some sort of vigilance”