Tucker Carlson finding actual physical difficulty in performing the task of breaking that news is priceless.

I cried when I found out she won. What a beautiful “fuck you” to bigotry.

As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.

And then we brushed the shit off and chalked it up to him just being a dirty old man.”

He’s Ronan Farrow’s boyfriend!

I’ll give you that it’s complicated, but generally speaking nobody is going to raise a fuss if you politely ask a woman you know out once, she declines, and you don’t approach her again.

Holy shit, Uma Thurman’s fury is everything right now.

He was trying to break Rand’s spine but couldn’t find one.

The first thing I said when I heard this story was literally, “Was he mowing his lawn diagonally or something?” and now I see that he was, in fact, mowing his lawn. So... was he?

And when said gay pride goes walking, we can say it is a gay pride parade?

outcast “coalitions” of two to four male lions don’t get to have sex with females until their take over a pride.

I said the same thing on Halloween with the line he purportedly wrote “Dems in a dither”. I don’t believe anyone could pry his tweet machine out of his tiny hands, thus leading me to believe that Donnie Chump is possessed! Hopefully by a benevolent spirit that won’t allow us all to perish in a mushroom cloud.

He used the word “apoplectic.” Someone is writing these for him.

Trump absolutely does not know the word “apoplectic”....

My Twitter account was taken down for 11 minutes by a rogue employee. I guess the word must finally be getting out-and having an impact.

What is that quote? “We don’t need men in feminist spaces, we need men to take male spaces and make them feminist.”

In my experience, men who camouflage their jerkiness in satire and self-mockery usually turn out to be much bigger jerks than men who wear their misogyny openly.

You also need really good locks, cause sometimes they break into your home to rape and assault you. The best protection is not having a vagina, but even that is not 100% since men are also assaulted.

Well, apparently, if you’re a woman and don’t want to get raped/assaulted/harassed you can’t ever leave your home. Well, as long as you don’t have a husband, boyfriend or male roommate waiting there. What a wonderful world for our daughters to grow up in. Excuse me while I go drive into a brick wall.

When Martin Shkreli isn’t your worst boyfriend.....yikes. Shit’s rough out there, girls.