When I read the headline, I was skeptical. I thought, no, this has to be a non-professional library employee, not an actual Librarian! And sure enough, reading down the piece I discover my suspicion is correct. All the librarians I know (so many -- I grew up among them!) are eager to have anybody and everybody using…

Remember when for a brief moment their wikipedia entry listed them as Jonathan and Drew Property? Because really, who needs to know their actual last name?

Robbie Kaplan is Edie Windsor’s lawyer, who won in front of SCOTUS. So, yeah, this is going to get dismissed, but part of me wants it to last through discovery. She’ll fricassee his ass.

Two things: 1. In my experience, hired ‘scarers’ tend to harass teenaged girls the most, on account of the squeal factor. And misogyny. 2. My favorite encounter was when a dude dressed as a devil leapt out at my friend who then blurted out “oh Jesus Christ!!” to which the devil replied in a swell demon voice, “He’s…

Yeah, but he bought his wife a big honking apology diamond, so: all good. Amirite?

M-m-m-Myyyy Hirono!

I learned a thing at my mom’s elbow: it makes the same amount of mess to make 5 pies as it does to make one. Which means: mass production! When it’s apple season, I do all my peeling and cutting. Mix up enough crust for as many pies as suits the apple quantity. Roll ‘em all out, fill ‘em up, and then....put them…

Sheesh. LL Cool J always introduces her as ‘teegen’, which is the guide I used. When your professional colleagues don’t get it right, what hope is there?!?

So, Adrian Lester plays him in 2018: The Movie?

I WANT TO GO TO THERE.

He was imo pretty hot and good in The Honourable Woman...

I hear Dennis Quaid is studying up for his role as Kris Kobach in 2018: the Movie.

Lefty protesting targets the Status Quo. Law enforcement is, by definition, the Status Quo. It’s ingrained to view lefties of all stripes with suspicion. And has always been so. 

I am sorry to tell you, but you’re not right. The garment industry does not make the kind of trousers you show any more. And if they have their way, they never will again. They offer , what, 5 sizes of a silhouette, and if that silhouette doesn’t work for you? You’re SOL. They push us to stretchy garments because they…

I was just thinking about how I miss my crimping iron. It was a good solution to humidity-frizz.

Pffft. If he were totally serious, he’d raise a damn army, like all would-be usurpers do.

This is a nice, high-minded debate. That will undoubtedly be swamped by the choads of the world screaming for boooooooooobs.

That’s the same impulse that makes men think that a waitress treating them pleasantly means she’s hot for them. So of course the judge would buy it! It’s incomprehensible to me.

Sorry! No version but the Richard Chamberlain version is the correct answer. (so far). Come on! Louis Jourdain! Donald goddamn Pleasance! 

This! Look at his expression here. He’s not listening to whomever is talking, he’s thinking “must look fierce. arrange face accordingly.”