It’s an L! Like for Louisiana! Get out with that boot nonsense.

Nah; this is the desired policy. Kelly and Miller have been publicly jonesing for it for a long time now.

You guys, I am a total atheist, but the scene in GT where Tiff says her bedtime prayers? I was there for it. Because Tiff.

My S-I-L will pepper the waitstaff at a freaking diner with questions. Even when the menu’s descriptions are thorough, she thinks it may all be a lie. And then make 16 different substitutions. Sometimes, I do the same to her when she cooks, and guess what? She takes offense! I know! Totes surprising! Thank god I’m not…

Like, fer instance, Jason DeGrom, who insists a haircut has improved his pitching velocity. Good at his gig, full of nonsense about coiffures.

Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn’t it? In your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they’re a bad person.

Another thing that irritates me about this photo is that he’s not making eye contact with Merkel. He’s defiantly refusing, looking past her to Macron. She’s leaning in to force his gaze, and he’s not doing it. I know guys like this. I hate This Guy.

Yay! I went to a book signing of his some years ago, and there was a whole bunch of delightful Deen-flensing. “She must be stopped!” was how it started.

i’ve heard that Surf Nazis must die, but I guess being pantsed is a good start.

Hmm. Concern troll is concerned. Hmm.

I really feels this branding move happened without the input of either women or teenagers of any stripe. The second one is maybe (maybe?) excusable, the first is not.

Naw, door can hit him.

Online news site TPM’s staff unionized a few weeks ago, too. I was delighted to read site-founder Josh Marshall being open and happy about the development.

I wonder if an ambitious prosecutor could make a charge of ‘attempted murder’ stick. I mean, the entity calling in the fake crime certainly understands that cops get kinda shooty in these situations, especially after KC.

I saw the headline, and my first response was what TCF used as a tag for the piece. This Fucking Guy.

Sseriously. There’s no need to consider pardoning himself if he’s not guilty! But everybody agrees that he is, including his own legal team!

I’d guess all the newspapers are there for the panelists to read while Joe is droning on, camera-hogging. “Good point, Joe. But lemme finish today’s Miss Manners.”

Paige goes on to her internship, and grows up to be a flame-haired Russian mole who takes over the Berlin Station and has an affair with Saul Berenson before ending up in a bullet-ridden car trunk. I mean, come on, it could not be more obvious!

I have a coworker who is a diehard Red Sox fan. Haaaaates all things Yankees. I am a Yankee fan. He came up to me yesterday and congratulated me, for being part of a fandom that boos Giuliani. Who say there’s no bipartisanship?

I enjoy my silicon straws (been using them since last fall). Easy to clean, wide enough for smoothies, flexible enough that they bend (I love me a bendy straw).