If you get a chance to listen to the whole of the interview, you won’t be disappointed by the Lightning Round at the end. “Suits or The Good Wife?” for one example. Totally charming.

Material world, material girl.

When Fergie married Prince Andrew, she was scheduled to be called Princess Andrew. Then the queen made him duke of York, so she could be duchess.

But here’s the awful truth: if they brand plus size clothes the same as their smaller stuff, they fear their smaller customer base will abandon them. And rightly so: I used to work in luxury retail. When the chain strong-armed designers to come up with stuff in plus sizes, the perceived value of the designer name…

Vote out, guillotine, potato, potahto....

I’m mystified there doesn’t seem to be a run on pitchfork sales. It’s past time for that!

In hindsight, no, Godspell isn’t rock. Back then, tho? If it wasn’t in your hymnal, it was probably the devil’s music, best to be safe. Also, hippies.

OK, I’m an old. I was here and sentient when JCS and Godspell happened (JCS was the first ever B’way show I saw!) I remember quite well how pearl-clutchy congregations got even discussing a show about Jesus that had lithe hippies writhing to rock music. I remember actual indignation at Fellowship Hall at my church…

We (as women) are so socialized to disbelieve or dismiss our guts. Even now, as a grown-assed woman, if I state a ‘nope’ position based on what my gut tells me, I get pushback from women as often as men. “I’m sure it’s not so bad!” “Give him a chance!” “But he’s Faaaaaamily.” You don’t even need to ask how often my…

My buy-in? Teddy KGB or GTFO.

As if men don’t gossip. Sheesh.

He’s a white dude, so I’m gonna go with ‘thinks he’s qualified.’

Here’s hoping somebody drills his teeth without anesthesia. Like, daily.

Naw. It’s important to aerate.

Cognitive dissonance and mental compartmentalization. Simple, really. Gross, but simple.

Not so sure: I was so disappointed by this museum, it actually made me mad.

John Stamos is older now than Wilford Brimley was when he did Cocoon. How’s that for a mind-blower?

CZ is super cinnamony to my taste.

If his teeth were fake, they’d look nicer, probably? Why would they make fake teeth this crooked?

I’d make a correction: instead of ‘sorry for any hurt’, just say ‘sorry for the hurt.’ The definite article is def better for not sounding douchey. If there are people who aren’t themselves hurt, they’ll either not mind being lumped in, or they’ll reassure you that they’re cool.