I’m in the middle of a project to retrain a friend from being an Interrupting Asshole. It’s a slow slog. I’ve gotten to the point where he’s finally conscious of interrupting, but I haven’t gotten to the point where he doesn’t do it.

Credit where due: Sam’s glorious moustache.

Plus tiaras!

On the other hand, white people doing earnest raps is consistent comedy gold.

I agree that we should be paying no attention to the private lives of POTUS offspring. On the other hand, one of my all time ALL TIME favorite tabloid headlines was about one of the Bush twins. “Jenna and Tonic.” That’s just funny, I don’t even care if I’m in the wrong about it.

“One of our assistants is bleeding out of her wherever...”/click.

Wow. She sure resembles her grandpa Jack:

Diversity is a good thing all on its own. Better for everybody, except maybe the patriarchy. And I’m perfectly happy to burn that mother down.

Charlie should remarket himself as a Job Creator. He’s just freed up, like, 5 gigs that somebody else (hopefully younger and less white-dude) can fill!

Oh, the irony of having to face consequences for stating your beliefs! The kids get flunked for espousing beliefs you find objectionable, and you get suspended for blabbing about flunking them!

Aww, I remember watching her variety show when I was little. Plus, she was all the time on Mike Douglas’s afternoon show singing and stuff. Nice, throaty singing voice. Wore a lot of chiffon.

Apparently his junk needs A. Lot. of breathing room.

I think wypipo want to tell themselves it’s just a joke so they don’t get hurt fee-fees. Because #notallbradleywhitfords, you know.

Welp, I guess that jurisdiction has a hefty pile of cash they need to launder by giving it to people who sue their asses...

He better be careful, lest he be taken to Copland.

TV Category: Season 1 of Dexter is head and shoulders better than the book Darkly Dreaming Dexter. Better integration of characters by far.

Address it to the hotel, add [Your Name] /GUEST to the label, along with your check in date. Works well.

Hey! A new plotline for Claws next season! Desna can launder money by gluing it onto hands!

As a person who drinks Diet Coke with ice as my morning caffeine all year round, I would totally read Iced in Winter.

And for single women to say, on balance, everything that I have as a single person is better than the compromises that I would have to make to be in an unsatisfactory relationship, and I’m not going to give up the happiness that i have in blind pursuit of something that society tells me that I need.