I find myself amazed that Harvey ever had any time to make/distribute movies, with all the career-ruining he clearly focused on so diligently. Dozens and dozens of careers he followed with laser-like precision, just to make sure they never got another job, to make sure that press about them was bad, to lawyer up all…

The only time I have ever feared for my safety in public was in Paris. I was walking back to my hotel after dinner, so it was evening. Busy street. Dude started walking behind me, literally looming behind me. Closer and closer, till he was just over my shoulder, nearly in full body contact. Scarily silent, too. Thank…

There’s always Outlander...

“See what I’m saying?” is a good way for me to get over literal on you and reply, “No, words have no light-reflecting properties.” I figure if you’re going to annoy me with a stupid placeholder phrase, I’m going to annoy you back with snark.

In future, NBC Newsfolk, the correct wording of such a scoop is this: White House official claims to NBC News that President Obama did not call Gen. Kelly when his son was kia.

Noooo! He played Ron Perlman’s adoptive father and leader of the Underground Realm in the series Beauty and the Beast. It was lovely, he was lovely. RIP to him. Snif!

I adopted it from Slate.

My pumpkin bread recipe is all brown sugar and beer. I do not think it is at all a healthier alternative to pie. It is delicious, and that is all it needs to be.

I still am of the opinion that Liz Cheney will shiv him before he gets too close.

FFS. Neither Stone nor Trump is an ally of anyone besides Stone or Trump. There: give me op-ed space!

I’ve never had a Speyside I didn’t lurrve. Dufftown FTW!

Wait: was that segue MK’s or Bobby’s? I am not willing to believe it was MK’s.

Not for nothin’, I really like that black-red shade of lipcolor...

I’m fixating on the guy whose distress is ‘there’s a difference between rapists and creeps/dogs!’ Yeah, sure, but so what? Do I have to submit to being poorly treated by a dog just because he may not be a rapist? Isn’t it better to know who they are so I can arm myself appropriately?

For further reading on this theme, may I recommend Trainwreck by the great Sady Doyle? I think it’s just out in paperback.

God, this is so good it reads like a fairy tale.

This was a massively good debut. Robin behaved with the poise of a late night veteran, and none of the jokes had the ‘we don’t have our footing yet so maybe we’ll try this?’ kind of hesitation or lameness.

I can’t even breathe, I love her so much.

Dunno. He sure makes questionable facial-hair choices.

I love these posts, I do! But I would posit there are many, many, many more ways to suck than just what’s described. Suck is infinite in possibility.