In the OP’s defense, my little girl is in the target demo, and absolutely hates the new show, and loves the original take on the characters. She compares it to the Marvel SHS, which she also thought was dumb.

The original cartoon was 1,000,000,000,001 times better then the crappy one that’s been on TV for years now. Wish they’d ditch the new one and bring back the original.

No no no. Gremlins 2 is legit good. Not so bad it’s good good. It’s a goddamn good movie.

Um......no. Just no to all of it. My wife does cam work; meaning she actually gets naked for men and puts on a show for them, and they pay her for her time. The very first question she asked me when she started to consider this job was “are you ok with this?”. Which I am because I know for a fact if I said no, she…

I’d like a Fensler Films version of G.I. Joe, pls.

If they can’t top this for an intro...don’t even bother..

Jesus fuck, just stop already with the goddamn “cinematic universes”. It worked for Marvel and literally nobody else. And frankly, none of these properties even sound like a remotely good idea paired together; I mean seriously, how the fuck would GI Joe and Dungeons and Dragons coexist in the same world at all?…

I think you’re underselling Peter as the Red Herring. He’s one of the best in the horror genre. And it works well when so many of them fall flat on their face.

“BABY OIL!?!?!?! AAAAGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!”

(get used to cat puns), the player is tasked with helping catalog

“I wonder if there’s beer on the sun.”

And of course now this is possible:

I love my goofy beautiful boy!

Most people who (try) to raise their dogs vegan piss me off. Unless you’re willing to spend as much or more on your pet’s food than your own, then vegan dog-raising is not for you.

Vampires should no longer lose various powers after traveling.