The Quarians were due to come, but they called in sick, the Hanar are trying to figure out how God ended up working for the Devil, the Volus are still arguing about whether to come or not and the Elcor were really excited about coming, but nobody could figure out if they were being sarcastic or not...

Wait a minute. You’re telling me his name’s Ryder?

How I felt when I realized I misread the title:

Not only is this despicable, it’s testament to how ignorant and stupid these cretins are. Bad animation can be the result of slow tools, unfriendly tech, limited staff resources, and countless other factors (including but not limited to the fact that getting human faces to feel “human” is really friggin’ hard). That’s…

I probably will see what you did there, if we let the cultures grow for 24-48 hours.

This post is satire by humor writer Alexandra Petri

DA:I is proof that “bigger” doesn’t mean “better”.

Inquisition was so bad, IMO. We were better off with Dragon Age 2 or Origins. DAI was a poor amalgam of DAO and DAI. For whatever reason, I didn’t care about the characters all that much in DAI compared to the two games proceeding it.

you cant shower in space, water is a precious resource. Everyone’s skin is gonna be an oily mess.*

For me, it is less the animation issues (which as you pointed out, is not completely uncommon), but the character models. They look.... unfinished? More plasticy? I can’t quite place it. I think it is just the uncanny valley hitting me hard. The ships, lighting, effects, and environments look great, but the character…

Money can buy you lots of autotune, though.

Oh dear. I’d never seen that before. Apparently money can’t buy you musical talent either.

That is my favorite stuffed thing I’ve ever seen, next to my various enemies.