“When did everyone in geekdom become a professional-level seamstress and makeup artist?”

Like anything - when money got involved.

It’s a path to Instagram fame, ad dollars, bookings, and non-nerd modeling opportunities. Exposure, exposure, exposure. That’s not to say they’re not sincere in their fandoms, but there’s…

For anyone needing a tl;dr:

Imagine playing D&D, and your party gets to a chest, and to unlock it, you have to let the GM punch you in the penis and/or vagina.

That’s loot boxes.

WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD THE PHONE.

Buffalo Wild Wings is a wing joint, not a fried chicken joint.

Oh, look, more Hollywood Whitewashing; they couldn’t find a single Japanese cosplayer to be Hanzo? smh. smdh.

She’s a Demon Hunter, the new class in Legion. Her abilities can create “soul fragments” when dealing damage. Running near one consumes it, healing the player (and other things, if talented to do so).

She’s also in tank spec, so she has abilities that consume all soul shards on the field, healing her for the shards +…

Asians don’t age, they just increase in level.

I ADORED those 9 issues of BattleChasers. CHERISHED. Like, I remember picking up the Image Prelude issue, and stuck through all the way. I cannot tell you how completely elated I am to finally being able to see those characters again in new stories, regardless of medium.

Issue 9 was released TEN DAYS before 9/11.…

I imagine it feels a lot like what Captain America must have felt like when Shield turned out to be Hydra.

Because that’s what’s happening here.

These people are literally Hydra.

Would that make it a Donkey Kong punch, or just a regular donkey punch?

same.

Well, on the flip side, at least he lives up to his last name.

“Obviously it doesn’t make sense to buy a massive pizza if you can’t eat it all, don’t want to overeat, or have no way to store the leftovers.”

DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE, DAD!

But, I mean,

That’s not a mug shot, that’s a smug shot.

That is literally the face you make when you know you can absolutely get away with murder and nothing will happen ever.

#allHolidaysMatter

Normal people don’t call people niggers, Felix.

Turns out, if you do call people that, you’re just a ignorant twat.

Kjellberg isn’t apologizing for using the word, he’s apologizing for being “an idiot” for using it on a livestream and getting busted for it.

Also, his whole Hitler-Youth hairdo isn’t doing him any favors.

I don’t import anything and I’m importing the fuck out of this. I’m gonna get like 12. This is totally a new drinking game.

This is sort of like all the naked pre-adolescent gay boy love stuff in Ender’s Game. There’s no explicit sex, but there’s a lot of latent homosexuality. It’s especially interesting when taking into account Orson Scott Card’s stringent anti-gay stance on, like, everything.

“...from the Alliance side, because it is the best side.”

#triggered