Don’t fuck with my heart. When TFU came out I literally called it the best Star Wars movie since RotJ, despite being a “game.” It had the excellent (and personal man-crush) Sam Witwer front and center, and it was fucking CANON.

#JustRussianThings

Would that make it a Donkey Kong punch, or just a regular donkey punch?

“Oh, quit riling up the public, you gosh-darned editor; you’re probably a liberal. The only megalomaniacs are “Rocket Man” Kim Jong-Un, and Trump. Trump’s doing what all other Presidents have not done before; he’s letting his ego play a dangerous game of brinkmanship, and, if we all survive, will be passing on the…

same.

Well, on the flip side, at least he lives up to his last name.

“Would you shell out an arm and a leg (and some cash) to live in Gotham?”

“Obviously it doesn’t make sense to buy a massive pizza if you can’t eat it all, don’t want to overeat, or have no way to store the leftovers.”

DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE, DAD!

But, I mean,

That’s not a mug shot, that’s a smug shot.

That is literally the face you make when you know you can absolutely get away with murder and nothing will happen ever.

#allHolidaysMatter

Normal people don’t call people niggers, Felix.

Turns out, if you do call people that, you’re just a ignorant twat.

Kjellberg isn’t apologizing for using the word, he’s apologizing for being “an idiot” for using it on a livestream and getting busted for it.

Also, his whole Hitler-Youth hairdo isn’t doing him any favors.

I don’t import anything and I’m importing the fuck out of this. I’m gonna get like 12. This is totally a new drinking game.

This is sort of like all the naked pre-adolescent gay boy love stuff in Ender’s Game. There’s no explicit sex, but there’s a lot of latent homosexuality. It’s especially interesting when taking into account Orson Scott Card’s stringent anti-gay stance on, like, everything.

“...from the Alliance side, because it is the best side.”

#triggered

I don’t understand why they don’t just give us the Paternoster Gang spin-off that we all want and that the gang desperately deserves.

Even a LInDA spinoff would be more welcome than this.

Hot Take: Shia LaBeouf is a goddamned gift and we should all be thankful for his meta-level craziness.

My favorite part about all this is it’s super insidious SJWness (which I say lovingly as a filthy lifelong SJW).

I feel like the overlap of the Venn Diagram between “hardcore gamer overachiever” and “trilby wearing neckbearded menninist dude bro” is fairly significant.

So, for one of these super fragile snowflake…

Honestly, if we want a solid “edgy” comedy with modern American urban sensibilities and a tendency to send-up anime-esque tropes, we could always try to get The Boondocks back on the air.