Would that make it a Donkey Kong punch, or just a regular donkey punch?

same.

Well, on the flip side, at least he lives up to his last name.

“Obviously it doesn’t make sense to buy a massive pizza if you can’t eat it all, don’t want to overeat, or have no way to store the leftovers.”

DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE, DAD!

But, I mean,

That’s not a mug shot, that’s a smug shot.

That is literally the face you make when you know you can absolutely get away with murder and nothing will happen ever.

#allHolidaysMatter

Normal people don’t call people niggers, Felix.

Turns out, if you do call people that, you’re just a ignorant twat.

Kjellberg isn’t apologizing for using the word, he’s apologizing for being “an idiot” for using it on a livestream and getting busted for it.

Also, his whole Hitler-Youth hairdo isn’t doing him any favors.

I don’t import anything and I’m importing the fuck out of this. I’m gonna get like 12. This is totally a new drinking game.

This is sort of like all the naked pre-adolescent gay boy love stuff in Ender’s Game. There’s no explicit sex, but there’s a lot of latent homosexuality. It’s especially interesting when taking into account Orson Scott Card’s stringent anti-gay stance on, like, everything.

“...from the Alliance side, because it is the best side.”

#triggered

Hot Take: Shia LaBeouf is a goddamned gift and we should all be thankful for his meta-level craziness.

My favorite part about all this is it’s super insidious SJWness (which I say lovingly as a filthy lifelong SJW).

I feel like the overlap of the Venn Diagram between “hardcore gamer overachiever” and “trilby wearing neckbearded menninist dude bro” is fairly significant.

So, for one of these super fragile snowflake…

More importantly, does it matter?

“Anyway, were you on this flight?”

Because you died.

You’re dead now.

These are great. Also, omg total heart-eyes / school-yard crush on that Leia.

^ this, until we hear otherwise.