Actually, I’m pretty sure Tanukana simply whooped his ass.
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This is why I keep a random assortment of Georgia O’Keefe paintings interspersed at random intervals in my camera roll.
I need a video of this with Street Fighter sound effects, with her doing the old Chun Li “oh oh oh” death cry and a big ass “KO.”
Also, I find the lack of reptiles and fish racist.
Finally, I can live my best life as my fursona, the horned hedgehog with the tortured soul, Gotta-Go-Faust.
That’s probably been my main complaint about the Switch. It... well, it just doesn’t easily “switch” from console to handheld. It’s a nice bonus that I can, say, share a TV, or bring it with me when I poop, but those are things I could do with a Wii U. There’s no added value over a Wii U aside from updated…
I remember going to the mall with my mom and we picked this up after seeing Shazaam for like the third time in the theater. This game totally defined my childhood lol ><;
I love it when you get a used copy of a game and the previous owner never used the bonus content included when they initially bought it.
Missed opportunity to coin the phrase “Trumpster Driving”.
Disappointed in Moana; that oar totally needs Maui’s tweet.
This is why babies are supposed to be checked, and not brought on as your carry-on luggage.
Waifu - “Oh, you’re playing Dragon Quest V? Did you choose Bianca?”
Hasubando - “Nah, I went with Debora.”
Waifu - “We need to talk...”
“Each ship will have a unique roll”
Will they let me do a barrel roll?
STOP. USING. “8-BIT.” PLEASE.
“Sprite-based graphics.” “Pixel-art style.” Even “Retro-arcade visuals.” All are infinitely more appropriate and accurate in describing the visual look and feel of this game than the ham-fisted “8-bit” descriptor.
Children can be replaced, save files can’t.
Update - this literally just actually happened, according to CNN, BBC, etc. 50 Tomahawk missiles fired by US warships at the Syrian airbase suspected of launching the aircraft used in the recent chemical attack.
Like... I mean... I’m totally on your side here, and I completely agree with what you’re saying here, but, aside from swearing high at the heavens, what does this article achieve, aside from some kind of fatalistic masturbatory circle-jerk?