What is it about right-wing trolls and writing like particularly stupid, ADHD-riddled children?

Dear troll, in American English, it’s common to put a space after a period finishing a sentence. There is a vigorous debate over whether there should be one space or two, but no one is really on the side of no spaces. They need to ship your English teacher off to Siberia and bring in someone new to teach the troll…

Comey’s a piece of shit, but that’s irrelevant to this story.

You think Splinter is triggering? You poor, poor thing...

Actual factual news and opinions on a broad spectrum of topics. Zero Pizzagates happened on Splinter.

Richie Incognito looks like he was in a sports movie 20 years ago as a kid and has reunited with his castmates for a photoshoot for People Magazine.

I would only accept black tom Cassidy if they re-create the sideways issue number 75. But that involves Spider-Man and the juggernaut.

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

Get over yourself. I have to do a real job,he gets paid to play games and all he has to do in return is not be racist.

Hamilton Nolan is notoriously the most far-left writer on GMG. No billionaire corporate CEO can ever do enough to satisfy him, but your defense of Musk isn’t particularly convincing, either. Rather than plow his money into humanitarian efforts around the globe, he could either pay his own workers better or hire more…

they are too lazy or affraid to do the work and so willing to give up any sense of freedom that we try to have. the reason they steer towards military service is that they need to be told what to do. they are followers. this wanting to be part of a group allows their biases to used against them without them ever…

These bumbling dipshits actually believe they could make the trains run on time.

Solar storms? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within their server room? 

Hopefully this case will serve as a reminder to the public that Atlanta blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.

This story is so wild you could knock me over like I was a geriatric paraplegic security guard.

If you’re not the only one, can you take the others off in a corner and all of you shut the fuck up and let us enjoy something?

He agreed with Vlad to talks with NK just to piss off Rex. That’s the direction the producers felt the show should be going. Exciting, no? Um, stay tuned for a message from our sponsor (NRA)

What time period are you using to define “millenial”, because, at 37 I’m certainly a young Gen Xer.

“I’d settled down and bought a house by your age.” - Baby Boomer to Millennial, forgetting entirely about getting in a friend’s VW bus to live in a hippie commune for a year, during which time enough weed was smoked to keep an oncology ward pain-free for a year and sex was had without so much as asking if Raincloud…