And throughout the land, Gronkowski and 7th grade boys nodded knowingly to each other, because of the unspoken bond between them all. No words were needed, for they had already been said.

Oof. Thanks for the info, and thank you so much for the job that you do. I can only imagine how brutal it must be out there.

i think (not an expert here) that usually the porn is made by people who know or are related to the children. if the children were kidnapped, they’d have a better chance at being caught. family members routinely sexually abuse or allow their children to be sexually abused; for most of us, that is inconceivable. but…

This may be a dumb question but I’m afraid to google this. How does child porn get made? Do they kidnap kids and make them film porn?

Every fucking day. They stole a SCOTUS seat. That shit makes me insanely angry, to the point where I’ve cut every single trump supporter out of my life lest I go feral on them.

• If only I could find a girlfriend who had the same interests as me!

Yup.

No self-respecting man within a 20 mile radius of a Popeyes wouldn’t.

I would start with the body because if you knock him out he won’t feel it until later.

I couldn’t find a lie anywhere in this piece.

Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?!

Good god this is so stupid I can’t even bring myself to read all the words.

First thing my old, Gen X ass thought of:

I live in Point Breeze (South Philly) and the corner stores are AMAZING. There are so many of them everywhere and they all have delis. You can get a breakfast sandwich for $3! I don’t even know where you can get anything of substance for $3 anymore. I love our bodegas and would be very upset if they were to ever go by…

Well let me see why would Trump want to hire this 28 year old to be the WH Communications DIRECTOR. My mind reels with the reasons for this?!?!

Lmao you sound like you shit fedoras.

Aw, glad I could brighten your day.

Not sure how that’s her fault, if she knew of it at the time, or that she could do anything about it other than possibly assassinating her father and throwing the country into chaos. (All the Fashion Week people are into Patricide, Tiff!)